modern AU Lt. Graham Gore trying to please his boyfriend Harry Goodsir who's into molluscplay so he does some quick Wikipedia research and comes over like "hey babe next time I go down on you do you want me to use teeth?" and Harry's like "um actually apophallation only occurs during terrestrial snail mating not marine molluscs" and Gore is like "aw sorry babe" and Harry is like "but also yes"















