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tozer and jopson are side by side in combat for whatever reason and tozer goes down and jopson stands over him to protect him with his incredible firearms skill and tozer stops bleeding out because all the blood has gone to his [redacted]

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- @sunlaire

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Good news there's a fic for that.

[subwaybug]

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

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a hundred pages into The Scottish Prisoner and

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and it's not even Jamie Outlander's fault it's just that Gabaldon is in love with him and assumes the reader is as well and it's like when your friend insists on bringing their dumpster fire boyfriend to every single gathering and outing and he's destroying the vibe and even when he's not there your friend is like "omg this reminds me of my dumpster fire boyfriend i love him so much don't you think he's the best???" and you want to jump into traffic

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a hundred pages into The Scottish Prisoner and

[guiltfactory]

free use is almost always bottoms can we get some more free use tops

[hustlerose]

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

[hustlerose]

😇

[notkingyet2]

yayyy torquil is here yayyyyyyyyy wait what was that last part

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If Stephan von Namtzen has one million fans, I am one of them. If Stephan von Namtzen has ten fans, I am one of them. If Stephan von Namtzen has only one fan, that is me. If Stephan von Namtzen has no fans, that means I am no more on the earth. If the world is against Stephan von Namtzen, I am against the world.

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Why does Stephan von Namtzen, the largest of Lord John Grey's love interests, not simply eat the others?

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Diana Gabaldon, presumably, explaining her plans for the Lord John Grey series to her editors: Whenever Jamie Outlander is not on screen, all the other characters should be asking, "Where's Jamie?"

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Stephan von Namtzen if you read this I'm free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

[the-terror-bracket]

Round 5! Finals!

who's the best hypothetical dad?

Alexander McDonald

Thomas Blanky

Voting ended onMar 8

[13hemoglobin]

I am not going to vote in this one because they are my biological fathers. Both of them.

They are snail people. Both Macca and Blanky are simultaneous hermaphrodites. They shot love darts at each other's faces and fucked and sired me and my 5000 siblings. And then like their fellow gastropod, the banana slug, they enjoyed some apophallation and ate each other's penises. I love my Dads.

[notkingyet2]

can we talk about the Pepsi product placement in Wake Up Dead Man

like it's one thing to put a bottle in frame prominently

it's another to have a slow zoom in from a great distance on a guy drinking from a glass bottle as a voiceover describes how the character in question hasn't had a drop of alcohol in years, priming the viewer to wonder wait if he's not drinking beer then what's in the glass bottle??? so they're actively searching for the label on the bottle as the camera zooms in closer and closer until FINALLY the Pepsi logo is perceivable to the human eye

[lyssatbqh]

slowjob from my snail girlfriend

[notkingyet2]

Terror kittens birthday!!! Happy birthday to Terror kittens!!!!!

(source)

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imagine sergeant solomon tozer humping the boot of freshly-promoted lieutenant thomas jopson

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@spilverhare yes excellent you understand the vision

[13hemoglobin]

there's something super interesting to me about the kinds of fetishes present in Terror fanfiction. I've never been in a fandom where despair is so well-loved by viewers.