birditude answered your question “jsmn prompt me?”
would you be able to do something with mr alessandro simonelli? if not i totally understand!
Of course! Here you are:
December 20th, 1811
Having just ten days prior narrowly escaped death while endeavouring to protect a lady I had no desire to render my previous efforts worthless and die for having endeavoured to protect five young ladies. I was at a loss for what to do, however. I had had no time to properly learn the trick of riding earthly horses, and any other form of escape would either be too slow or would attract too much attention.
I stepped out into my mediocre and scrubby garden to think, hoping that the sharp temperatures and fearsome wind would shake loose some great plan to save me from most certain evisceration and a painful, ignoble death. But though I spent as long in the garden as I could bear to – it was far colder than I had supposed, and the snow was doing great damage to my shoes – the only plan I could set upon was the honourable one. I returned to my parlour and sketched out a will, should I be unable to talk my way off the gallows, and then set out for Upperstone House.
It turned out that my morbidity was unnecessary, for by some extraordinary stroke of luck I succeeded in talking my way out of certain death – I dug into my memory and dredged from it the story of my countryman, Mister Gilbert Norrell, and told Mrs Gathercole and her sister-in-law that my actions had been no less than his had been on the day that he rescued Miss Wintertowne – now the wife of a cousin of my closest school-friend, I was sure to add – from beyond the door of death. This they rather hesitantly believed. I said that I could prove it – they bade me do so – I left.
Halfway along the path leading from Upperstone House to the Rectory, which meandered through what I presume in finer months to be excellent pastureland, was that particular chestnut horse I had expected never to be presented with again. He was standing facing me, peculiar intelligence in its eyes. I had no desire to reacquaint myself with anything to do with my cousin John Hollyshoes and indeed for a moment I expected him to appear in spite of my having seen him dead and rapidly cooling, and so attempted to push on, averting my eyes and stepping off the path so as to walk past the four-legged obstacle.
Pandemonium stepped sideways and was again in front of me. I stepped back onto the path. Pandemonium did likewise. I stepped to the other side of the path. Again I was thwarted. We continued in this farce for a solid few minutes, upon which time the horse shoved me in the chest. More stubborn a creature was never known in England, and after a small hesitation I relented and found myself on his back in a trice.
“I have a defence to deliver,” I said, in an aggrieved tone, and the horse seemed to shrug. He led me to my own front gate, deposited me inside it, and gave me a most insolent look.
I took the hint and quickly wrote the letter I was to send with my journal, wrapped both in paper, and walked back out to the gate. Pandemonium still stood on the other side, and I resigned myself to the knowledge that I would be riding back to Upperstone House.
This time, Pandemonium carried me through town – if Allhope could deserve the word - and I found myself the object of many bemused stares. I lifted my hat to them all, very slightly, and I saw some of my parishioners moving on with a little laughter.
Pandemonium whinnied in return, as if laughing himself, and I scowled. Still, I am not so stupid as to aggravate a horse by whose grace I am riding with some degree of dignity, and so I did nothing. We slowed as we approached the gate of Upperstone House, and following some instinct I realised I was supposed to deliver my defence from here. I had two options; I chose the lesser and threw my parcel over the gate.
“Pandemonium?” I asked, and he somehow turned to look at me. It denied all laws of anatomy, but I ignored this. Of all laws I had seen denied these past months, anatomy was the least.
After a pause, during which a long and twisted smirk crossed my face, I spoke again.
“I think I have an estate to claim.”
This seemed to meet with his approval, for suddenly we were galloping away from Allhope so fast that light itself could not catch us, and I had the sense that hundreds of worlds were opening before me. But I trusted to Pandemonium, and on we ran.










