#momposts

[deadwinemom]

I will do anything for temporary happiness and that's why I'm so sad.

[internetthesedays-blog]

when your mom says go clean your room and when she turns around you’re just like:

[mamabearandcub]

Once they start moving, you'll wish they hadn't

Most moms

[lamby-grahamy]

Mom and I were watching spn

Me: Dean's so far in the closet he's in Narnia.

Mom: **pause** does he have to be gay?

Me: He's not gay, he's bi.

Mom: Would it break the world if he were straight?

Me: That's not applicable because Dean Winchester is bisexual, okay?

[that-one-guy-on-the-internet]

I was talking to my mom about Pentatonix and she honestly thought they were a group of devil worshippers like what the fuck not every single thing with the prefix penta- is satanic what does that mean that a pentagon is a satanic shape now

[lamby-grahamy]

Mom just made a disturbing growling noise Shit's freaky She did it again and I looked over at her and she started laughing "It's not like I did it on purpose!" For whatever reason that made it funny. I can't stop laughing

[lamby-grahamy]

My mom came into my room and said "You sound like you have tuberculosis. Take a Mucinex."

And then she gave me one. So thoughtful.

She's making me soup, too. :)

[lamby-grahamy]

"I just don't understand this." "Can I help--" "No no no. I don't need to know this." "But--" "You know, if you hadn't spent so much time on tumblr and the internet, you wouldn't be talking like this." "I just learned the terminology. I have never felt like a girl." "That's funny, seeing as you are a girl." "Wha--" "What do you even need a binder for, anyway? It's not natural." "Mom." "I just don't understand it!" "Can I help you understand?" "No. I don't want to!"