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Adlanniel: Fuck yeah I have PTSD: Pretty Talented at Sucking Dick.

Devonne: Please go to therapy.

Adlanniel: I guess they can be a little immature at times.

Devonne: A little? Remember how excited they got when they found out they could drink two caprisuns at once?

Quess, holding three caprisuns: Guys, you're not gonna believe this.

"I'll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I'll die."

- Sasem

Lennerma: I'm a woman of action. You have to act first and apologise later, like I do.

Adlanniel: You never apologise.

Lennerma: I would if I had ever been wrong.

Sasem: Listen, honey, I need you to calm down.

Adlanniel, banging his hands on the table, very drunk: But how can it be birthday cake flavoured if a birthday cake can be any flavour?!

Adlanniel: My head hurts :(

Devonne: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Sasem: Alright, give me your hairdryer.

Reena: What are you talking about?

Sasem: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Devonne: Have you ever met a woman?

Sasem, calling Adlanniel: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

Adlanniel: Of course I do, I'm not an animal.

"What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?"

- Reena

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