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Closed RP: Zombie AU: If its just us...

((A zombie AU role play between @monarchspunchingbag and @dededeofthestars.))

-The mollusk had noticed something happening around Dreamland. Of course this wasn’t thanks to a fortunate early broadcast. After all most of what anyone watched in Cappy Town was channel Dedede. This was of course because they had no other channels available. The only one that was able to view other channels was his majesty himself. This was because he had previously been able to receive other channels illegally. Then again. If you were King Dedede you would see everything as legal. After all he did like to claim he was the real ruler of Dreamland.

Therefore, Cappy town had no warning what was coming their way. Now Escargoon first started noticing that something was up when he saw the people of Cappy Town or known else where as Pupu village, starting to fall ill seemingly for no reason. It certainly wasn’t cold out and it wasn’t the normal type of ill. Far from a common cold. They all smelt dead. Not even as a metaphor. In addition to this they all began to grow bitey.

Of course the snail put it down to a disease that only cappys could obtain. But apparently this wasn’t true.

It wasn’t long before he noticed that the Waddle Dees were beginning to look odd coloured and were starting to follow him around in a horrible manner as he tried to do his chores. Of course he didn’t want them to get close to him. He saw what happened if you were bitten by someone with this odd colouration.

It was mere hours before hundred of the soldiers within the castle were in the same poor condition, causing the shelled creature to panic when they all came his way. Now the shelled creature began to sprint, as fast as he could. He didn’t know why but he always tried to seek comfort from his majesty. Even if it wasn’t always there.-

“Sire, sire, sire!”-He began to scream bloody murder, drumming on the door to the king’s bedroom.-”Help me! Let me in! I gotta’ come in.”-The door was of course open but for a few moments Escargon had lost his head.

He threw the doors open and then slammed them firmly shut. Before rushing and diving under the king’s quilts.-”There coming! Oh sire its terrible.”-Tears actually began to form in his eyes. Maybe the Dees were useless, but they were also loved deep down.-

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Closed Starter: Crazy

(( A role play starter for @lonelyforestdweller. I hope this is okay.))

-Escargoon and high highness were once again trying to plan out a gold course and how they were going to make it quickly but efficiently. Or at least Escargoon was. He usually did all the work and any planning that had to go through with it. Or at least the mollusk did most of it. Trying to satisfy King Dedede with trying to make it just like what the King imagined as always. Though this was really hard as the tyrant often changed his mind or was hard to please. Therefore, the snail ended up with a fair few lumps.

The pair had been at it all day. They had thankfully not tried this in Whispy Woods because they probably would have just ended up with a punishment like last time. Even so this was a surprise as usually his majesty did not learn from his mistakes, but he wasn’t so stupid that he didn’t know what pain and humiliation was.

While King Dedede was stuffing his face with the lunch that was packed for him, the lavender creature began to wonder around. He was clever a lot of the time even if he did have his moments. So for this reason he wanted to get a good luck of his surroundings and examine them. He could also plot more of the golf course and add up more of the figures in his sketch book as he did so.

The hermaphrodite bit on the bottom of his pen as he though.-” Take away the thirty.”-He muttered to himself as he walked forwards.

It was then he had bumped into something, but it wasn’t a tree. Oh no. It was way too fleshy for that. The purple male glanced up from his position on the floor and screamed. He hadn’t expected to see her here. He didn’t even know who she was.-

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Closed Starter: I remember

((A role play starter for @hadakano-escargon . Thank you for liking my starter call.))

-Escargoon was wandering the perimeter of the castle. This was so that he could keep track of the Waddle Dees that worked there. Previously the castle guards had not been doing their jobs to a standard that the perfectionist would have liked so he was keeping a strict eye on them. Not that they cared anyway. The lavender mollusk sighed and shuck his head as he moved about the place. It was then that his emerald eyes locked on another figure in the grounds. It was clear this person was not a Waddle Dee. It was also clear that they hadn’t spotted the snail yet.

A trio of Waddle Dees wandered past the mollusk and he growled.-”Useless ingrates. Do I have to do everything around here?!”-He demanded.

It was then the shelled creature stormed towards the intruder.-”Hey! Lassy! Whatcha’ doing here? Don’t you know this is private property? Really there nerve of some people...”

-It was only when he got close had he realized that he recognized this being. His green hues widened and his mouth dropped. He remembered her. She had always shown him such kindness. Escargoon glanced both ways to see if anyone saw the two of them stood before each other.-”Whatcha’ doing here missy? I bet those slackers that call themselves guards didn’t even look atcha’ when you wandered on in here did they?”-A sigh was prompted.-”Eh shoulda’ know. Alright what is it you want?”

((Sorry for the lateness, I was busy with school work yesterday. Hope this is okay.))

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Starter call

(( I might have to start some of these tomorrow as I am heading to bed soon. May be on for a little while longer though. Either way, I never ignore anyone if I can help it so please don’t think that is the case if I leave it until tomorrow. Thank you.))

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Au:Rp:Umbrella

((AU where Escargoon and Marty are dating. Role play with @martyxwarty)) -The couple were wander Cappy Town just in the hours after it went dark. Mind you, this wasn't late as it was winter. Darkenss was always rather early at such a time of year. The two hadn't been out for very long to be honest. His excellency had been working all day up until this point. Only now had he been able to leave his king chowing down some grub. Even though he was given this time it was probably only going to be short lived. His majesty was very needy after all. As the walked in the moonlight, drips of a wet, cold substance fell from the sky. The mollusc gasped and looked up,folding his arms in annoyance. -"That's just typical. "-He winged, glancing at his girlfriend. It was clear that he was really distressed by this misfortune. Escargoon was obviously less snarky with his partner and was even more understanding and patient. In fact he was much like what he was like before he had worked for his highness around the lass. Of course he was bossy like normal sometimes and gave his honest opinion about fashion. But he was some how more gentile. - ((Sorry for the wait. Thank you.))

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Suspicious Arrival;

(Closed starter with @monarchspunchingbag.)

     It would seem almost as if no one had actually shown up recently, with how quiet and normal the town was functioning. However, despite its simple exterior, something dangerous had slipped past the civilians’ radar. They left nothing behind them; no footsteps, no breath, it seemed almost as if they’d never even arrived.

     Said intruder was Tsukiko, a mysterious and deadly being that had more to her than met the eye. She took on a rather adorable appearance, with her round eyes and innocent gaze, and long black hair that was all tied up in a ponytail. Her mouth remained hidden underneath a piece of fabric resembling a surgical mask, forcing half of her expression into mystery. Even though she looked adorable and seemed harmless, she happened to be someone that could be much more threatening than one would assume.

     She carefully leaped through the shadows, not letting herself enter the light for more than a second. Her eyes were on the prize; that prize being the castle, the home of the king and the nesting grounds for things to steal. Gold, food, even the occasional monster as she’d learned from many conversations and hours of eavesdropping. She didn’t care about the guards; her skill could dispatch them quickly and she could leave no trace of their disappearance.

     Soon enough she slipped through the massive boundary, scaling the large wall easily and disappearing inside the castle. As she landed on the smooth, cold floor, her gaze darted around to see if she had caught the attention of anyone. When she decided that she’d gotten through unnoticed, she continued sneaking through the halls, using every corner to her advantage.

     That’s when she noticed something approaching; it had a color similar to her own and wore a large shell on its back. A snail, and a large one at that. Tsukiko darted away from it, then approached from behind, grabbing a knife out of her coat and preparing to stab if the need rose. She took a quiet breath, then spoke.

      “Onamae wa nandesuka?” Her voice came out as a hiss, and she waited quietly, keeping the knife at hand.

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Role play :Halloween starter

((Open starter for @dededeofthestars and anyone who wants to join. Thank you. )) -The mollusc was terrified of Halloween. Years and years of Dedede's torment,especially on this day had caused him to have somewhat of a phobia towards it. Despite this, Escargoon was stood by his majesty's side. Though this was no ordinary Halloween this year the penguin doctor and his nurse assistant were hosting a party. Of course Dedede had invited everyone in Cappy Town, thinking that they would all join in appreciation of him. As guests entered, the nurse watched. He knew that very soon he would have to help the waddle dees deliver the party food to the table. It was as if his highness had forgotten that he and the poor waddle dees had slaved away for hours that morning, trying to get the decorations up and the castle looking spotless. A tired looking Escargoon turned his head towards his boss.-"How many guests do you spose' will be coming? "

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Rp: Trolley traffic

((Role play with @martyxwarty Thank you.)) -Escargoon was shopping for some goods for Castle Dedede. They had quite recently ran out of hamburgers so that was something that was on top of the list. That king could eat his way out of an avalanche. That is if it was made up of food rather than snow. As the shelled creature pushed the trolley around the shop. Knowing full well that his highness would eat through what groceries they had back at the castle probably within the next week,he pretty much shoved every food item in existence into the steel cage. Suddenly the rushing snail had ran straight into an unsuspecting pedestrians. He cringed as he heard the thud of the young lady colliding with the floor. Yet,eventually tried to redeem his snarky and arrogant personality. -"What're ya' doin' in my way?"-He cried, heading from behind the trolley and towards Marty. - "What've ya' got to say for yourself?"-The lavender toned male demanded. Despite it being his fault that he had hit her with the trolley. -