Let’s just recap some of the highlights from my weekend: (it’s actually been almost a week, but for the sake of continuity we’ll say weekend)
1. I had a cyst removed - not fun
2. I became severely dehydrated resulting in a trip to doctor’s care where it took 3 nurses 3 tries and 35 mins to successfully insert an IV...did I mention I absolutely loathe anything regarding bloodwork or needles? like I pass out and have to be revived via smelling salts....
3. I contracted an intestinal infection and enjoyed severe cramping, bloating, pain, and emotional trauma for 4 days.
I could go into more intimate detail about the emotional trauma of an enema, but I’ll spare the interweb of that ordeal.
Needless to say, I’m glad it’s Monday......and I hate mondays.