Jun 28, 2018
Me on payday
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Me on payday
On the bus earlier today...
Bus driver: *Sees me drawing* Oh wow, you are great at drawing! Do you take art classes?
Me: Yeah.
Bus driver: You should try applying to the news paper or the police department and become a sketch artist. If I give you a picture of myself, could you draw me?
Random guy: Can I see? Wow you are good. Do you draw for money?
Another random guy: If I pay you $30 will you draw a tattoo for me?
Yet another random guy: Ooh I want to see.
Me: *Screaming internally and dies*