#monkey anon

[cooloddball]

Not to be a clown but Misha posting a reel of himself in an ocean/sea (i know it's an old video from his road food days) immediately after Jensen posted a video of himself in the Caribbean sea is so funny to me because what are you trying to do Mate. We get it you want us to keep us talking and it's working thank you very much. I hate them (affectionate) - 🐒 monkey anon

Ps》 I went MIA again but you are the first person I think about whenever I see something cockles-y happening because you have them down to a T. Ly

misha did what now? okay, i've checked his ig but the only real is from weeks ago when road food was airing. unless he reposted on his stories which disappears after 24 hours. but if he did then 👀 sir what were you trying to do. that notwithstanding, i've seen people mention how tan they both look at the con so yeah probably they were having some alone time after working too hard for months and it seems like they'll be back to work in july as well.

[screechingkroh]

*goes to sit in the sad corner* Anyone else experiencing an Error 503 on Ao3…?? ;-; ~-~ ~Monkey Anon

Oh, yes! Don't worry, the website is just having some difficulties. I don't follow their Twitter but my friend does

This is what they sent me to give me a heads up.

[saltfromyoureyes]

Just finished the podcast with Misha and he mentioned a “friend” who was afraid of alienating the right wing part of his followers. I’m 99% sure the friend is Jensen. And if it is, the part of the fandom he’s alienated are W*ncesties/B*bros and I don’t know about you, that’s like weeding out a garden. Without them, beautiful things can grow. So why the fuck not tell them either play nice or GTFO.

- 🐒

im willing to bet money that he meant j*red, actually.

[hyetiny]

So ive been thinking. About hongjoong and jawlines and neck. This is detailed smut so if it makes you uncomfortable just delete it

I can't help but think about hongjoong rubbing his neck or jawline against my stomach and lower parts - new anon 🙈

oh my 👀

[monkey-anon]

If you happen to stumble across this I hope your day goes great and that you don’t have to punch someone in the face. 😄

[clayticklish]

Either ive forgotten what's on your blog or i haven't been on in awhile but can i just ask....why did you murder me???? Nsfw and sfw alike!! Ack!!! I think the worst was hip nibbling though 👀👀👀👀 ~🐒

Welcome back, 🐒!

Why did I murder you? I don’t want to murder you! I just want to fluster all the little lees out there until they are a flustered, blushy, pile of goo! 😉

It’s not my fault that nibbling hips is my absolute favourite! Let this be fair warning for any other lees with sensitive hips wandering into my little corner of the internet - your hips are not safe here 😈

[hansols-yoda-boxers]

Ok but imagine dom Wonwoo just getting home from a really bad day and needing to let off some steam -🙈

Okay but like, you low key know that he loves it when you're a brat, it finds it more fun. So as soon as you realize he's really worked up you start being bratty. You spend the evening moving around when he wants to sit and relax and insisting on doing different things from what he wants.

What takes the cake though is when he tries to get you to go to bed just for you to take off down the hall, telling him you need a shower. He knows you don't need one today, you're just trying to get under his skin.

He'd let you get started before you hear him enter the bathroom. You'd giggle and tell him you might be a while longer and you'd hear him taking off his clothes. He'd pull back the door to the shower and climb in, immediately pressing you against the tiles, one hand pressing down on your throat while the other slid down between your legs. You'd gasp as a finger started to prod at your entrance and he'd lean in, nipping at your ear.

He'd scold you for being such a brat tonight as he pushed his finger into you. He'd curl and move it just how he knew would have you coming undone. He'd tell you all he wanted was to blow off steam but you seemed to want him more frustrated. You'd whimper as he stretched you out with a second finger and pressed a little harder around your neck.

He'd lean hickies and bite marks along your neck as he worked you open impatiently. When he was satisfied that you were ready he'd pull his hands away and flipped you around. You'd brace your hands against the tiles and moan at the feeling as he pushed into your roughly.

His hands would leave bruises on your hips as he started to fuck you hard. He'd lean up, murmuring all of the ways you were going to make up for your bratty behaviour tonight as he pounded into you, the force of his hips pinning you to the wall.

[softjeon]

How does it tastes like? I really need to expand my tea knowledge 🤧🤧 and why not? In my mind i had this really cool imagine... you know like the ones painters would kill to paint. Yup🙈🙈

It is sweet and milky and I love it lmao, i’m really bad at descriptions. Oh believe me, it’s not that pretty, especially with me looking like a trashbag queen.