Jul 27, 2025
Tumblr will not be fucking ready when I get the motivation to write an entire essay and a thesis on the Transformers One Cybertronian High Guard.
#You guys do not understand the IRON GRIP these guys have on my brain#every time i even thi k about them and their role in their movie all my arm muscles clench up#and my brain conjures demons to dig into my skull and rattle my brain and i imagine myself screaming at the top of my lungs#banging my fists on a corkboard that only exists in my mind's eye#i WILL purchace a corkboard just for this essay if i have to#do you UNDERSTAND#how uncontrollably AUTISTIC I am about the High Guard#does NOBODY TALK ABOUT THEIR IMPACT IN THE MOVIE???#TO THE EXTENT I BELIEVE THEY HAVE???#Do you know... of the storyboards.... they make me froth and choke on teeth shards its so ggood#*digs my nails into your metaphorical shoulders*#understand... UNDERSTAND#why they make me insane... insane asylum#you will all understand why they make me insane#they might of had so little screentime but they are SO important!!! SO SO SO important more than I can say in these tags#like... obviously they are important they ARE THE TO-BE DECEPTICONS#but do you understand JUST how important they are to the story? to the downfall?#they might have not been the first spark to the flame... but they are the FUEL#THE OXYGEN#this essay will be the ramblings of madmen#but I will have something worthy to say#I hope.#i dunno im feeling pretty delusional rn i haven't been having good sleep lately lol#and ive been having this essay post idea in my head ever since the first storyboards were sent out... so like... a while.#anyway sorry for the massive ammount of tags.#sorry lol#mono-log#mono-rant#transformers one