If anything this sums me up in Monster Hunter too well in hindsight. More so since I do like to call monsters by a nickname lol

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If anything this sums me up in Monster Hunter too well in hindsight. More so since I do like to call monsters by a nickname lol
Ukanlos is a dick, i was hunting one and im at over 816 defense and I had 10 water resistance and 25 ice resistance and this assbag one hits me with his freakin ice beam. Ukanlos is a giant ass ice dick lizard.
Pickles weren't part of the Harvest (Tour)
Me: Dum-dee-dum, Harvest Tour in Heaven’s Mount. Dum-dee-dum, no frenzied monsters are around Dum-dee-dum, hurry up and mine some ore!
*enters area 6, a giant toothed pickle is rummaging in the distance*
Vittles the Support Palico: The target is 100 purrcent likely to be her- Me: nNNNNOOOOOPPPPPEEEEE
*nopes the fuck out back to camp, delivers Paw Pass Ticket and hides under bed*
whyy
hOW COME MY BROTHER AND I MANAGED TO KILL OUR FIRST GORE MAGALA IN MH4U WITHOUT MUCH TROUBLE BUT THE SECOND ONE HAS TAKEN US 6 OR 7 TRIES AND THE DAMN THING KEEPS HANDING US OUR ASSES BACK???!!! WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY???!!
Playing MH3U mission “Bye-Bye, Bloom“ and finding the Deviljho like:
First Quest: Beat up a monster so hard, so perfectly, so cleanly that the generations after it will feel the pain
Second Quest: Generation after takes revenge by kicking your ass into next week
MH4U Probs
When you farm for Zingore Armor...But its weaker than your Gem up Zamtrios Armor
I have gotten 3 Rubies and 5 Plates from the 4 times I hunted the Azure Rathalos, when all I need is a FREAKIN TAIL GAME WHY STOP IT