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Kingler: TALKIN. ALL. THAT. HOT. SHIT. ON. TWITTER. NOW. WE. HERE. AND. YOU. HIDIN. BITCH. ASS. NIGGA. COME. DA. FUCK. OUT. AND. SEE. ME. WITH. THE. HANDS. RIGHT. NOW. U. BITCH. ASS. NIGGA!

Cloyster: Man, I aint even bout to fight you right now bruh. Ima holla at you later.

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its lavender

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James: Maybe we shouldn’t get too greedy. That’s when things fall apart.

Meowth: Don’t worry that pretty blue head o’ yours, I got a plan.

James: [offscreen, lowkey annoyed] It’s lavender.

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I’m fucking Star Platinum!

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When Master Chief goes out with his Spartan Bros!!!

Streaming some Evolve now, probably overwatch or dark souls 3 later. I get a new mic tomorrow so ill be using my voice again then

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Pass into the Inferno.

I saw the opportunity and by god I took it.

Streamkng Overwatch and talking with friendos, come hang out!

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The joy of playing support.

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All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

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*SLAMS FIST ON TABLE*

YES, DAMMIT

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And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

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But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

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Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’

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this is a pure post

Im about to stream Smite and i will be playing with viewers, come join in!

Hey, i just wanted to make a little notice. Ive been gone from tumblr for months and just returned, i probably wont be as active as i used to be. Although, lately ive been streaming games on twitch by myself and with some good friends, pretty much every day. If any of you want to come join in when i do stream, this is a link to my channel. Ill probably make a post when i do stream to let people know as well. I have been streaming Evolve, Dark Souls 3, Overwatch, Smite and a few others i have yet to play. I will definitely be streaming more games as i get them and thanks for taking the time to read this if you did.

#Twitch stream #Why ive been gone #twitch

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Why do Americans put the month first. It just makes no sense.

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We put the month first because in conversation we say, “July 1st, 2015.” Because it’s quicker than “The first of July, 2015.”

“Tomorrow is May 29th” not “Tomorrow is the 29th of May.” That is why we write it 5/29/15 and not 29/5/15. Because we go by how we phrase it in conversation rather than in sequence because it converts better between numbers and language when written in the former. We also use the month first because that’s how calendars are organized. You have one year and one calendar so the year is a constant and can go in the back. However, calendars aren’t organized my days, but rather by months. You flip to the months first and then find the day. So…. p>

While on this topic, we also use Fahrenheit and not Celsius because a 0-100 scale of measuring temperature makes a lot more sense to a human. We know that 0 is really fucking cold and 100 is really fucking hot, which makes sense. Celsius, however, is just about how water responds to temperature, and makes no sense when applied to humans. Fahrenheit is for people, Celsius is for water. And I am a people not a water.

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I find this very funny cause you say that but your independence day is not called July 4th, its called the 4th of July.

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What I find funny is that our armies were about half the size of the British army and yet we were still able to crush your crumby asses, declare independence and pour your tea in the ocean.