no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle

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no offense but wheres my sexy mild mannered vampire boyfriend who knows jack shit about the modern world and gets too confused by it so he kisses me to distract me from his dumbassery and also we live together in a haunted castle
boys with fangs: 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞 💞
boys with claws: 💕 💕 💕 💕 💕 💕
boys with scales: 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗
boys with red eyes: ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
boys who only show up in your peripheral: ❤❤❤❤❤❤ boys who you can only catch glampses of in the woods late at night: 💕💕💕💕💕💕 boys who screech in the early hours of the morning: 💘💘💘💘💘💘 boys who disappear as soon as you try to get closer: 💞💞💞💞💞💞
i hope y’all all get the monster bf of your dreams and make him your monster husband
shapeshifter boyfriends? perfect
multiple eyed boyfriends? ethereal
forked tongue boyfriends? gorgeous
speaks in tongues boyfriend? alluring
boys w one eye: 💖💖💖💖💖💖
boys who work as blacksmiths: 💓💓💓💓💓💓
boys that are tall: 💗💗💗💗💗💗
boys who are tall? amazing
boys who are covered in fur: handsome
boys who hoot and holler in the woods? exquisite
boys who show up in distorted sighting videos: gorgeous
boys who are big foot: sexy
boys who live in haunted mansions? who befriend the spirits residing there? who avoid going out during the day for some reason? who’s probably a vampire? and the ghosts are his friends who’ve passed? amazing.