#monstergrumbles

[theignitedisland]

Haven’t died yet >:)

Do you have anybody I should go bother? I’m bored as shit

-Helen

Die properly and talk to whatever god would take your bothersome self.

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[theignitedisland]

Oh, no. I'm sorry to disappoint, but it's not really boring. While you truly are majestic, I imagine, I myself have a preference for another being. Currently working on trying to bring her into my reality! :D -🐉

Ah, disappointing. I suppose if it's a reality I don't exist in, then who cares what happens in it.

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[theignitedisland]

Ah, sorry, but I don't think I can visit. I'll take your word on the most beautiful island thing though! But yeah, can't visit. I'm quite certain we're from different realms. That said, if SHE ever requests it of me, I'll certainly try to find a way!

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How boring a world must be without my majesty.

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[theignitedisland]

Well color me curious, Caliban! What is your deal, might I ask? I can tell you're a living landmass, you've said so yourself, but what about besides that? What else is there to you? :3 (Sorry if that sounds weird; I'm not the BEST at talking to people I don't know lmao) -🐉

Well, I can say for certain I'm the most beautiful island you'll ever see. And the last, if you decide to come visit.

All the little living things that inhabit my body are naturally under my command, although there are some I prefer to keep a proper eye on. Front row seats to one of the best shows I've seen in all my years, any time I want. It's true bliss.

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[theignitedisland]

Iiiinteresting... So you're a living area, so to speak? Amazing! And here I thought something of the sort was only possible in D&D. I'm glad I was wrong though, it does help to know this for my.. "Cause". -🐉

Not so to speak, that is precisely what I am.

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[theignitedisland]

Oh! You're a new face. I haven't seen you around here before. "theignitedisland" sounds like a really fun name though. Pray tell, who or what are you? I'd typically assume people I talk to to be humans, but something feels off about you in particular. If not, then sorry! Overthinker is my middle name XDDD -🐉

I am Caliban. I am also the Thalassa Archipelago. One and the same.

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[theignitedisland]

Oh yes, she really is! So very lucky indeed, all that joy and distress, grief and sorrow, love and hate... it's all so very entertaining! I can certainly see why my dearest Whimsy took an interest in these humans! ^v^

I recently had a great time playing with one of its residents, Cupcake! Hahah, the look they had on xe face as my brambles pulled him beneath the clovers, the horror on their face when their landlord visited and the clovers that had been plaguing them simply vanished before, only to come back the moment the landlord turned their back, the utter despair and hatred~ Oh, I hadn't had so much fun in ages! Haha!

It's only a shame I couldn't break them, but it's alright! I'll find someone else~ got any recommendations, dear? :)

—The Arborist 🌳

How delightful! Truly, the way you and little Annie torment the people is one I really must look into. Alas, feeling myself expand and push them out, well... it's quite a special event for me. Downright thrilling.

I'm afraid I can't really offer a specific one to play with, they're all far too entertaining to watch on their own. But please, once you do I'd be happy to hear about the terror right from you.

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[theignitedisland]

What’s up motherfucker~ I’m back on my bullshit. Miss me?

-Helen

How dreadful, you haven't properly died yet?

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