#monty python?

[the-ravenclaw-prefect]

So my little (11 y/o) sister says to me,

"...sometimes I imagine you're like a fluffy bunny. You're soft... and sweet, and sometimes you like to chop peoples heads off."

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I feel like I'm going to need the Holy Handgrenade to get through to you. ~MP

:O 

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What's your favorite color? ~MP

My favourite colour is grey

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What's your quest? ~MP

Define quest?

[besmirchthis]

bolton notlob bolton notlob bolton notlob bolton...

[too-lukewarm-to-handle]

killer bunnys

[tothehouse-downtheriver]

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government! Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you! Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

[beerandavocados]

My parents are literally watching a documentary about coconuts floating in the sea