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[cherryaire]

[arinharin-appreciation]

My personal favorite Arin quote: "AUNTJEMIMAHTITTYFUCK!!"

Another favorite: “FUCK MY ASS, FUCK THIS ASS!”

[avidxmn]

6 7 46 !

6. Are you single?- 100% yes

7. Do you have a crush on someone on this site?- Maybe. Maybe not 👁

46. Opinion on aliens?- They are 100% real and I would love to know what they actually look like. I refuse to believe they look like the cliche 👽 aliens.

[dontcareajot]

“What do you think?”

Dan is hovering somewhat awkwardly beside Arin’s desk, his hands stuffed into his pockets and his chin tilted slightly down like he’s a little nervous. Arin can’t stop staring. He knows he should open his mouth, should say something about how nice Dan looks to set his nerves at ease, but he feels like his brain is in the middle of short circuiting. Because Dan doesn’t just look nice. He looks like something out of one of Arin’s fantasies. With his hair cut short and his curls scattered messily atop his head, he looks like the version of Danny Sexbang that Arin used to dream about, before he ever met Dan in real life.

Dan is growing increasingly, visibly concerned as Arin’s silence stretches on. He reaches up to ruffle a hand through his hair. “Arin? Is it… Is it okay?”

“Um,” Arin says, ever eloquent. “You said you were just gonna donate money.” It comes out all wrong, accusatory and judgmental. He rushes to add, “It’s good, though! It’s great! I love it!”

His affirmations do nothing to soothe away Dan’s frown. Now he just looks skeptical and self-conscious. The haircut makes him look younger, somehow. Makes his eyes look bigger. “It was kind of a whim thing. I just wanted something different, you know? But maybe it was stupid, I’m-”

Arin feels like shit. He stands up, kind of flutters his hands toward Dan. He very nearly takes Dan’s hands in his, but stops just short. “No, it’s not stupid! You look great, Danny- Dan. Shit.” He can actually feel Brian staring at him from his corner of the office now. Arin’s face is hot. “What I’m trying to say is, hair long or short, you look amazing either way. Alright?”

Dan tilts his head, quizzical. “You just called me Danny. You never call me Danny.”

Arin opens his mouth, closes it again.

Dan begins to smirk. He leans forward, just enough to invade Arin’s space, and lowers his voice. “Don’t tell me you were a fanboy, Arin.”

Arin can’t deny it. In all the time he’s known Dan personally, he’s tried never to make him feel uncomfortable by letting on exactly how much of a thing he had for Dan. Or rather, Danny Sexbang. As silly as the character was, and still is, Arin always found Dan attractive, and he couldn’t very well help the subject matter of his dreams. Dreams which only fueled his fantasies.

“Shut up,” Arin mumbles. “You’re stupidly handsome and you know it.”

Dan’s smirk widens. He moves closer but Arin holds his ground, and he’s rewarded with a hug. Dan drapes his arms over Arin’s shoulders and plants a lingering kiss on his forehead. “Thanks, big cat,” he says, softly.

The butterflies in Arin’s stomach take the opportunity to remind him that it’s not just Danny Sexbang the character that he has a thing for.

[galoogamelady]

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[trashmammal-lee]

Dude I'd be down to help, art-wise or writing-wise

Oh Moo, you’re automatically approved to be on our team. Welcome aboard, dude!

[tricksterbxtch]

Your fave is problematic

@moobaby

- cute af - super sweet like wth - “suh dude” - MEMES DURING RP AT INAPPROPRIATE MOMENTS - writes so fuckin good yo - unprecedented love for cows

ur the bees knees my dude

[paxtongrump]

i'm absolutely in love with those objecthead!grumps, those gifs look great!

Ahhh thank you!! =D