#moon jokes

[unwakeable]

this is so me

[halloweenhumor-blog]

Moon Jokes

Moon Jokes Moon Jokes – Moon Puns Moon jokes are some of the best jokes for Halloween. From Full moon to quarter moon humor you will be howling with laughter with these moon Jokes. Q: Why does the Earth make fun of the moon? A: Because it has no life! Q: Why are zombies and the moon alike? A: They are both living dead! Q: What is Dracula’s favorite type of moon phase? A: A Blood moon!   Q: What…

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[theforgottendreamgirl]

Sokka: The stars are really beautiful tonight, aren't they?

Suki: They are.

Sokka: Do you know what else is beautiful?

Suki: *smiles* What?

Sokka: The moon *sniff*...

[freakingfitzgerald]

How much is the moon worth? One dollar, because it has four quarters!

What did I do to deserve these beautifully crafted jokes?

[seldompr]

He desperately wanted to be the moon :D

[freakingfitzgerald]

Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon? The foods good but there's no atmosphere

:D

[lgbtlester-blog1]

I can relate to the moon Enceladus because I too don't know if I'm alive or not

[ofroyalmajesty]

(Luna telling bad puns is now my favorite thing owo)

“Tia, did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?” Luna asked.

Celestia looked up from the scroll. “No.”

“It seems the cow did not make it.”

{{Okay that wasn’t a pun but it was a moon joke. And a thinker at that lol }}