#space jokes

[ksodirty]

[build-a-bear7512]

DAILY JOKE !!! ⭐️🛸

What is an astronauts favorite chocolate? 🍫😼

A MARS-bar !!!! 🪐🔭

I hope everyone is having a spectacular day today!! 🕺🪩

Don’t ever forget you are so very incredibly awesome and have SOSOSOSO much to amount too!!! 🤎🐛

On an unrelated note I am currently listening to David Bowie 🎵😛

Hashtag tuffness because the joke was about space and he is literally like Ziggy stardust star man waiting in the sky and stuff 🚀🌌

BYE LOVE YOU GUYS !!! 😸

[funnyfiasco]

When aliens roast Earth 🤭

[superiorgoobus]

My professor got jokes now huh?

"Jupiter is mostly..... cardboard"

"Jupiter has a very strong magnetic field because.... it's got a giant red and white magnet in the middle"

"Jupiter is composed primarily of... rocky road ice cream"

"Why is Jupiters Albedo so high? He didn't visit the doctor in time."

[zespaceblog]

Arrokoth (formerly known as Ultima Thule) or a Potato ?

To find the answer

Is this asteroid Arrokoth or a potato? Perhaps, after all the data was beamed back to Earth from NASA's robotic New Horizons spacecraft, the

Arrokoth is about 200,000 times wider and much harder to eat.

[tafffita]

I'm sorry what? I won't become part of some Roman myth

[spaceclubb]

NEPTUNE FACTS!

1. Neptune is the only planet that is not visible on Earth with the naked eye and therefore was unknown to ancient civilizations.

2. Neptune's dark spot was discovered by Voyager 2 when it flew by Neptune in 1989. The storm has winds going 1,500 miles per hour. When Neptune was viewed again by the Hubble in 1994, the dark spot had moved.

3. Neptune actually has rings! They are very faint and most likely made of ice.

4. Its blue. Honestly there is not that much known about Neptune, I am sorry. She is just so far away.