moonaffinity
Just when Zed thought this place seriously couldn’t get any lamer, something caught his eye. Not literally, but hell, it wouldn’t have been the first time if it did. Did that freak have fucking snakes for legs? Holy shit! That was some fuckin’ Mariska level trippy shit! She wasn’t here, so he definitely wasn’t tripping but... damn. Was this for real? How the hell did this snake chick even get around?
“You got some fuckin’ freak on you. Might wanna wipe that the fuck off before it spreads. That shit isn’t contagious is it? I’m allergic to slutty snakes,” could snakes even be slutty? Fuck it, those ones probably were. All attached to that chick’s legs or whatever. Maybe they were actually eating her as he spoke and not actually legs, and she was just too almost-dead to be in pain. That’d be so fucked up! And cool! “Does that fuckin’ hurt? Gimme one, cooze. I wanna try!”
