#moonbump

[bambimelly]

Oh hello! I’m still pregnant.

[trexalicious]

A fake baby strapped to her ribs (where a uterus isn't) and a fake bum...

[grits-gal-raised-in-the-south]

[Meme] Venus Rosewater Dish replied, "now it's a photo of me and all the children meghan markle gave birth to, on a silver platter, served by the princess of wales."

“The same people who have been abusing me want to see me serve my child on a silver platter. A child who is not going to be protected and doesn’t have a title. How does that make sense? Tell that to any mother in the world.”

"Meghan Markle once claimed the media wanted her to “serve my child on a silver platter.” Yet she’s been monetizing Archie and Betty since day one. According to Tom Bower’s new book Betrayal, she refused to release the first photos of Archie to the British media - not because they were “abusive,” but because they wouldn’t pay. Instead, those images went exclusively to CBS… right after she laid the groundwork for her Oprah interview."

Inflate/Deflate

March 8, 2019 "Sharon Stone Moment"

[royalteachitchat]

She is not the brightest but I highly doubt Meghan would ever take the chance to be caught with her moon bump. But hey...maybe someone has actual secret footage. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

[abettranempire]

Idea for a short-story:

Victoria is an actress in a long-running tv series. When she finds out that this season, her character is going to get pregnant, Victoria is initially annoyed; she doesn't think this direction makes sense. But she's a professional, so that night she goes home and talks to herself in the mirror to get more in-touch with her character, get into a headspace where she can commit to this subplot. To her surprise, the reflection talks back. The character tells Victoria that she's actually very excited to become a mother. She says that Victoria has already caused her to feel so many painful things, it would be nice to have a domestic plot where she actually gets some pleasure for a change.

The next morning, the executives show Victoria the prosthetic belly she'll be wearing while filming this season. Victoria asks if she can take the belly home to wear it in her free time; the executives applaud her method-acting and remind her that she should also gain some weight to make the belly look more convincing. Some extra pounds would look good on her anyway. She's not supposed to wear the belly for the first couple episodes, but as soon as Victoria gets home, she tries the belly on in front of the mirror. She practices her lines with her reflection and admires how strange it feels wearing the prosthetic. Throughout the week, she wears the belly more and more and even starts having the classic pregnancy symptoms, binging on weird cravings, complaining of various sensitivities, and even wearing it while having sex with her boyfriend. Ratings for the show is up and Victoria's agent's phone is ringing off the hook. It looks like everyone agrees she looks pretty hot in this moonbump. Still, when the subject of the paparazzi comes up, Victoria gets confused: It sounds like the tabloids actually think she's pregnant. "Of course they know you're pregnant," responds her agent, "Once you started to show, it was kind of hard to hide". Wait... does Victoria's agent think she's pregnant too??

Victoria undresses in front of the mirror, her reflection reminding her to keep calm. Victoria screams; she can't take off the prosthetic! Her pregnant belly is suddenly real! She had thought she felt movement earlier that day, but she assumed those feelings were just in her head. The character in the mirror tells Victoria that this is a good thing; now her baby can play the baby on the show. When she goes into work the next day, it seems like everyone else in the world - the executives, the director, her co-stars, her agent, and the rest of the whole media circus - remembers her announcing her IRL pregnancy a few months ago - the writers were even annoyed that they had to change the script to make this direction work for her character! The only other person who remembers the belly ever being fake, is Victoria's boyfriend. Unfortunately, this just makes her boyfriend suspicious that this baby might not be his.

Not really sure how to end this story. Maybe Victoria finds out the writers are planning to kill her character off, and so the reflection goads her into fighting back for creative control. Somehow, this ends with Victoria giving birth on camera, either within a scripted scene, or maybe while on a talk show.

[redundant2]

New Harkle tea

"Deceptions are being dealt with."

In the comments, TLF say, "Maybe before 2023 end we may have a better idea. I know, so far!"

Hmm, wonder which deceptions?

[hugyourhaters]

On display at my popular grocery store I think I hear feral like scream and plates breaking coming from California 🤣🤣🎉🥳

[formerlyroyal]