Theo: *exists*
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Theo: *exists*
The Entirety of Arkham, loading up shotguns, assault rifles, and sub machine guns: If anyone hurts this one they die
Shady and Alec: Don't worry, we have a permit
Percival, blinking at the paper: This just says "We can do what we want"
Lola: You bought a taco?
Alec: Yes.
Lola: From the truck that hit Shady?
Alec: Well it's not like me starving is going to help them.
Shady: ARE YOU-
Alec: Fucking
Shady: -KIDDING ME?
Mona: ...what was that?
Alec: Theo and Fulke banned Shady from swearing so I offered to help them out
Mona: I think you just like saying fuck for no reason
Alec: That doesn't make my job any less important
Nathaniel: Okay so let me get this straight, the police pulled you over?
Newt: Yup!
Nathaniel: For speeding?
Newt: Naturally!
Nathaniel: And you proceeded to knock the officer unconscious and steal his badge AND vehicle?
Newt, waving his newly acquired badge: Small price to pay for a legacy!
Alec James Atkinson Moodboard
Newt: Kiss me if I'm wrong--
Sofia and Landra: *smooch his entire face, covering it in lipstick*
Newt: How did y'all know I was gonna be wrong?
Llandra: I mean, when are you ever right?
Brenda: So here's the tea--
Alek, rubbing his face: It's called a weekly report
Brenda: Listen, do you want the tea or not?