#nathaniel casron

[moonchars]

Nathaniel: Okay so let me get this straight, the police pulled you over?

Newt: Yup!

Nathaniel: For speeding?

Newt: Naturally!

Nathaniel: And you proceeded to knock the officer unconscious and steal his badge AND vehicle?

Newt, waving his newly acquired badge: Small price to pay for a legacy!

[moonchars]

Nathaniel: After carefully evaluating the situation I've decided that our best course of action is to-- are you even listening to me?

Defne, letting venomous snakes free while pulling out various scalpels and uncovering her fangs: You lost me after 'carefully evaluating'

[moonchars]

Lucien: There's nothing we can do in this situation, not legally

Nathaniel: A lil emphasis on 'not legally'

Aleksander: *grins*

Nathaniel: *grins*

[moonchars]

Nate: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Sahar: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Nate: Absolutely not.

[moonchars]

Angie: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing! Everything is going to be fine.

Nate: Why are you still saying that?

Angie: Because sometimes when things get rough, denial is all we have.

[moonchars]

*Nathaniel's arm gets melted off*

John Smith, preparing to finish him off: Ha! You dun fucked up now, watchu--

Nate: *stabs him through the heart and tosses him into a pile of flames to burn away*

John Smith, in hell: Damn that man didn't even wait for me to finish my sentence, the disrespect man

[effervescentmoonbeams]

Karcy: Where would you rather be?

Nate: (sighs) Is this philosophical shit something you have to do every day?

Karcy: (louder) Where would you rather be?

Nate: Away from you

Karcy: (sulks in a corner)

Nate: (reluctantly) I’d..I’d rather be in your arms

Karcy: Behold! The mighty Nathaniel has fallen

Nate: Fallen in love, your Grace

Nate: (pulls Karcy towards and kisses)

[effervescentmoonbeams]

Karcy: *pokes Nate*

Nate: oh my god you’re so annoying sometimes

Karcy: *continues to poke Nate*

Nate:

Karcy:

Nate: okay what is it?

Karcy: hi i love you

Nate: *sighs* i don’t know why, but i love you too