Wallet conundrum
Silly jake lockley headcanon
Imagine that the system only uses cash for federal related reasons, so Jake will take out wads of cash in a rubber band and pay for stuff.
You'd have to convince him for his your safety to "please get a wallet" so no one runs up on him on the street and tries to rob him, cause they saw him pull out a wad of cash in front of the bodega.
Of course, Jake thinking he's "Billy BadAss" said he could, "take care of himself," and "That would be the worst mistake of their life".
Only when you bring up that you'd rather not have to deal with the trauma of almost getting robbed at gun point (and also the possibility of them following yall home and waiting til no one's there) did he consider taking your advice.
"These are dangerous times, with dangerous people, you've gotta be more careful, Jake."
The next time you see him, you give him one of your old wallets, that's pink and glittery and told him to use that until you could buy him something of higher quality.
A few weeks past and you guys go shopping, so you ask him what kind of wallet he prefers, but he refuses any other wallet than the one you gave him.
"This one is perfectly fine, no use in wasting your money."
Well at least he's using a wallet, right?
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Jake takes every "gift" from you to heart and since he's not use to getting those, he uses that pink glittery wallet until the glitter falls off and starts making a mess everywhere.
It would make it hard to be discrete on missions if he leaves behind a unicorn trail everywhere he goes, or if glitter bombs fall outta his pocket at the store.
How many men in the city where a cabby hat and have a pink glittery wallet?
Eventually he relents, and you buy him one thats gonna last a bit longer and is made to his very "picky" specifications.
