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nobody say anything bad about the black sweater with the purple/pink/orange stripes. that's where i draw the line

phil's inspiration

#gonna open a combination salon/dog groomers #moonlight dolphin #*youtube #amazingphil

ancient proverb

#he's contractually obligated to choose the houseplant answer every time #the only thing more repetitive than dnp's cereal and plant talk #is me complaining about it after i read each transcript #ii spoilers #moonlight dolphin #*youtube

phil’s dreams

one of my favorite things is when phil shares stories about his dreams. so i’m compiling a list and here it is:

amusement park worker/pencil in eye

kim kardashian soap lips

ryan gosling submarine movie

taxi kidnapping

smashed laptop screen glass in hands

scotland/dan’s mom’s dream coincidence

cat in the oven

harvesting lemons

brontosaurus/bed wetting

puppy dropping nightmare

buying shampoo at tesco

hanging with harry styles in singapore

snubbed by the queen

eating green candy floss w/anthony padilla and turning into a cat person

dentist wanted to sew his mouth shut for six months and he chose purple thread (three timestamps bc he kept getting interrupted by having to play video games smh)

hiding under a table with cher lloyd and a lifeguard during an earthquake

buying glasses that steam up when you look at grapefruit (2nd tweet in this post. if anybody has a link to the actual tweet lmk)

falling through a hole to the center of the earth while hiking with dan and julianne moore

spy on the run from the government

kicking plastic baby dolls around on lip sync battle

taking selfies in oxygen masks

releasing the seal

anxiety dreams about norman

sensory deprivation hole digging

shark with porcupine spines

fish and chips restaurant

social distancing at disneyland

tornado dreams

asap science dream (?)

eight new fish

#phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil #phil's dreams #moonlight dolphin #*youtube

how to impersonate phil on twitter: Hahaa

#moonlight dolphin #*youtube

my favorite thing is when phil says “yeah?”

#you know?#its good #moonlight dolphin #*youtube

top 5 phil vids

you’re evil. i’m so mad. why did i rebagel that post? i hate ranking things. i am truly a fool.

phil has made far too many videos over the course of his illustrious career, so i’m going to cheat and limit it to my top 5 phil vids of 2008. why 2008? fuck you that’s why

worst day ever

the rabit iz coming to get youu

snokoplasm

staplers are dangerous

christmasphil

i spent way too much time on this like i’m actually concerned

it’s been 500 hours but if anyone else wants to ask me for my top 5 whatever pls do

#*asks #moonlight dolphin #leah maria comin in here giving me impossible dilemmas #fuck u

*reads that phil once again selected an answer about houseplants even tho the other answers were much funnier*

i love you phil but you’re on thin fucking ice

#im 60% joking #ii spoilers #moonlight dolphin #*youtube