This is basically all you need to know
One Punch Man: Caped Baldy but with a sucker punch
Gintama: we have a plot now but we didn't forget the dicks.
Madoka Magica: uh, what the fuck
My Hero Academia: CINNAMON ROLL CAN BECOME A HERO
Mob Psycho 100: oH SHIT HE'S AT 99%
Haikyuu!!: oH SHIT HE CAN JUMP
Boruto: because Naruto. It rhymes. Fuck you.
One Piece: we'll find it in your next life
Hunter x Hunter: we'll continue in your next life
Attack on Titan: fuck he's a titan. fuck she's a titan
Owari No Seraph: we want to be gay
Iwatobi Swim Club: we're kind of gay
Yuri on Ice: we're actually gay
Tokyo Ghoul: I DONT WANNA BE A GHOUL, but I mean if I have to then whatever
Danganronpa: okay, I know that someone just died but has anyone else noticed the pink blood or...