#moose au

[animate-mush]

Ray: What. What is that.

Fraser: Why, that's a moose, Ray

Ray: A moose? A moose? Fraser, it's the size of my car.

Fraser: Well, he is only a little one

Ray: Why do you have a moose?

Fraser: Well, it's a funny story really -

Ray: Forget I asked. I don't think you can have that in a city

Fraser: He's only a half-moose

[choochoomotherslagger]

Moose AU, chop chop

[4:11:08 AM] madmud: Is it an alternate of Megatron, or an Earth herbivore that you’ve named Megatron? Because I don’t put that past you.: omfg Skyfire

[4:11:17 AM] Butterbuns: Skyfire cannot be nice

[4:11:18 AM] Butterbuns: ever

[4:11:28 AM] Critical Error: all i can see is train in the wilderness with a herd of moose

[4:11:40 AM] Critical Error: named after all of his friends, enemies, and decepticon army

[4:11:45 AM] Critical Error: this is where he's been all along

[4:11:46 AM] Butterbuns: spoiler:

[4:11:50 AM] Butterbuns: everyone on tumblr is a moose

[4:11:51 AM] Butterbuns: all of them

[4:11:54 AM] Butterbuns: train is delusional

[4:12:04 AM] Critical Error: MOOSELR

[4:12:22 AM] madmud: this is what happens when you spend your entire life in a drunken haze

[4:12:23 AM] Critical Error: there's a really big angry one that hurts him a lot, it's unicron

[4:12:29 AM] Critical Error: he gives it the best hugs

[4:12:34 AM] Critical Error: maybe it'll stop being a dick

[4:12:57 AM] Critical Error: and then sometimes there are mooselets and he gets confused because no one he knows breeds

[4:13:11 AM] Critical Error: well besides the autobots

[4:13:18 AM] Critical Error: but there's only two baby autobots

[4:13:22 AM] Critical Error: where did all of you come from