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[animate-mush]

If there were a way to make this my userpic I would

[pettydemon]

[oxideblack]

[jorolle]

"They come to my class every day. And they’re all going to end up in a Mad Max nightmare world if we don’t solve this problem. Yeah, I was wrong about the water. I don’t care about that. I care about those kids. So give me some gosh-darned Astrophage!"

project hail mary + book quotes 2/?

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller // PROJECT HAIL MARY (2021) by Andy Weir

[taylornprice]

I made some new stickers!! They're in my shop!

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

I love how unhinged the General Hammond lore is. What do you mean he knew time travel was possible 30 years before anyone else on earth did. He can't have batted an eyelid when he learned about the gate. What do you mean he knew SG-1 before they met him. What must he have been thinking when the guy he helped escape from a prison van 30 years ago came through the gate and helped abduct one of his staff. Two seasons in he casually drops he's been friends with Jacob for years. At what point did he realise his buddy's daughter is That Samantha Carter with the note. Of course he knows Jack's lying about the first Abydos mission - he looks at Daniel's picture on the file and goes that's the dumb bitch that tried to prove he's from the future by saying we know about the moon landing, he's not dead. He knew damn well Daniel and then Teal'c were gonna join SG-1 but he was still resistant about it. You can't blame him for being so freaking grumpy the first few episodes, A he's trying not to give away that he recognises these people and B he has zero free will in this situation 😭 He's friends with shady guys who owe him favours. The president lets him do whatever he wants. He may be his best friend. We never even get to meet that president. He wants to send the entire SGC out to save three members of SG-1 and poor Davis is nearly crying trying to explain why he can't do that. He's all 'I follow orders 😠' but the moment Teal'c leaves too he literally abandons his post to go help him search for the other three. There are literally zero consequences for this

[mirainawen]

don't hide this in the tags op

[original-asteria]

my favorite thing about Bra’tac is that every time you think he’s about to die for Teal’c’s characher development, he just… doesn’t

[argentumcor]

Actually, the correct ending for the series would have had Teal'c going back to help lead the Jaffa, Sam taking over the SGC, Daniel becoming the world-renowned founding scholar of astroarchaeology, and Jack leaving the military to go be ambassador to the (reviving) Asgard.

The end scene should have been Daniel dashing off his RSVP to the Carter-O'Neill wedding, with pictures of the team in his office including like Jack in a suit shaking an Asgard's hand and Teal'c with his rebuilt family on Chulak, before he heads out to give a lecture to an eager and large audience. This is an excellent parallel to the empty lecture hall of the first movie.

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[cryptic-curation]

This sick bleach shirt I made. Something to showcase my undying love for prehistoric cave art.

Some of the bleach burned thru the shirt bc this was my first time bleaching anything ever, but it kinda adds to it.

[king-incarnadine]

Horseshoe Crab

[animate-mush]

Horseshoe Crab!

[collectivefandomstuff]

Catwoman: [flirting while wearing a backpack full of stolen art] always a pleasure to see you Batman

Batman: I know you robbed the exhibit. Put it back

Catwoman: [pretends to think it over] you know… I don’t think I will.

Batman: fine. Just one thing before you go.

Batman: [steps aside to show Robin (Dick Grayson), 8 years old] this is Robin

Batman: he’s been asking me to go to the exhibit since it opened but I haven’t had the time

Batman: I finally had some time off this weekend, so we were going to attend on Saturday.

Batman: he hasn’t spoken of anything else all week.

Robin: [blinks sadly]

Catwoman:

Batman:

Catwoman: [wavering] I’m not going to just-

Robin: [in a watery voice] it was all I wanted for my birthday

Catwoman: [throws her hands up] FINE I’LL PUT IT BACK

[funforahermit]

Ikea is so hit-and-miss tho. I find about half of their stuff super pretty and the other half super ugly.

[animate-mush]

Only buy the half you like! #mywisdom

[beardedmrbean]

[datclassydame]

Can @raccoonmilf vouch for this? Super rad if true.

[raccoonmilf]

Yes it’s true

[draconym]

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

[draconym]

[orcboxer]

Every time I go they put me in a chair and they say look into this machine there's a hot air balloon or a farmhouse in there and I do and I'm like you're right I see it and they're like yeah keep admiring that hot air balloon or farmhouse and I do and I'm like this shit's quaint as fuck and then do you know what happens next they attack me they jumpscare me with air directly into my eyeballs and i fall out the chair and they say sorryyyy but they're NOT they wanted this to happen they KNEW about the jumpscare well now I'm wise to it now I know better when I go in and they say look at this bodacious hot air balloon I'm like NO WAY DUDE that balloon wishes me harm have at thee and I attack them and push them on the ground and spit on them

[draconym]

Box turtle eating strawberries

[draconym]

I love my local strawberry festival because it's what I imagine a sports game feels like to people who really love a sports team. Or maybe a boy band concert in the 90s. Or Oktoberfest. Look at us all wearing our matching outfits themed around this thing we like. Let's get swag and novelty drinks. Go strawberries.

[draconym]

@clare-dragonfly and me at the strawberry festival