#moose jaws

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Kevin Smith's Tusk 2: Why The Director's Idea Is The Sequel We Need

Kevin Smith's Tusk NEEDS this sequel.

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the canon LGBT+ character of the day is

jay from the view askewniverse, who is bisexual !

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Kevin Smith's next movie sees Johnny Depp eaten by a moose - it's called Moose Jaws "Johnny, when he heard we were making Moose Jaws, texted me saying, 'Are you really making a movie called Moose Jaws?', and I said, 'Yes', and he said, 'Is that what I think it is?', and I said, 'It's literally just Jaws with a moose instead of a shark', and he said, 'Can I get eaten by a moose?', and I said, 'Absolutely'. So he'll be back too, with Guy Lapointe." (x)

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Kevin Smith Offers An Update On Horror Film 'Moose Jaws'

Kevin Smith has a new update on his horror-comedy Moose Jaws, the never-made third entry in his so-called True North trilogy.

During a Q&A on the Fatman on Batman podcast, Smith said, “Moose Jaws, we have money for it. Isn’t that crazy? That just happened in the last two weeks and stuff…More when I know, and I’ll know very soon.”

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perfect comedic timing on this wikipedia article

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10-09-2016 Yoga Hosers (2016) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3838992/

Yoga Hosers is the second instalment of Kevin Smith’s True North trilogy, with the first part being Tusk (2014) and the final part being Moose Jaws, to be released somewhere in the near future. Like Tusk, Yoga Hosers is probably only entertaining for those who really enjoy Kevin Smith’s podcast work. And like Tusk, Yoga Hosers goes all out and even more to have fun. And also like Tusk, Yoga Hosers is not for the faint of heart.

Hurrah to Canada. Yoga Hosers takes place in Manitoba, and everything about it is Canadian. The humour, the overdone accents, the misdemeanors and the countless paraphernalia, it is unmistakingly Canadian written, edited and directed by a filmmaker from New Jersey. Colleen (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen (Harley Quinn Smith, Kevin’s daughter) are two best friends working at the local convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. During a romantic get-together with two satan worshippers, the Colleens are being tormented by Bratzis (played by Kevin Smith himself), teeny tiny Nazis made of German sausages created by the former right-hand man of the Canadian Führer Adrien Arcand (Haley Joel Osment): Andronicus Arcane (Ralph Garman), who cryogenically froze himself until a time where he and his clones could rise again and kill all the critics in the world. The Colleens, with a little help from private investigator Guy LaPointe (Johnny Depp, Lily-Rose’s father, to conclude the nepotism), must break out their best yoga moves to stop Arcand and his mad army.

As you might suspect from this little synopsis, Yoga Hosers is not to be taken too seriously. It is like a high school movie project with an actual budget, although I don’t think anybody can be really blown away by the special effects of the Bratzis or their ferocious monster-leader. Sometimes all it takes are a couple of cool lights, and the slaughter that commences looks like an 80s version of Spring Breakers (2012) on magic mushrooms. While clearly not perfect, Yoga Hosers was made with a lot of fun, although not all of that joy is transferred back to us. In terms of storytelling, it is a big mess, but there is nothing wrong with blatant fun sometimes.

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