#moosehumper

[laurelvictory]

"How dare you call yourself a fan" says anon. 'She's right', you think. A minute later, liam payne rudely enters your house. You see a pair of balls in front of him. "Pick it up, plastic fan" he commands. You piss on it and burn it.

OH MY GOD

[barbielezbian]

Got tagged in a thingy (by cumbersomecumberbatch)

1. What’s something that made you smile today?

I made a Christmas list this year again and for shits and giggles it's really insane and has a disclaimer and footnotes and is quite funny, so my mum came into my room to tell me that she showed it to her friends for a laugh and now they started buying me things from it.

2. Where’s the farthest from home you’ve ever been? 

Hmmm, I don't know. The farthest places I've been are Hawaii, Mexico, Slovakia. All quite far from Canada.

3. Where are you from?

Winnipeg, Canada! although my parents are both born and raised in slovakia, then moved here, so i'm more slovakian than canadian.

4. Favourite show?

right now? Top Gear!

5. Do you have an/multiple OTP(s)? What are they?

ooooh I have so many... so i'll only give a few: Drarry, Frostiron, Destiel, Johnlock

6. Give me a headcanon for one of them.

Draco loves to act all haughty and above everyone but Harry knows deep down that he's a real sweetheart and that he loves taking care of children.

7. If you could be anything, what would it be?

This is quite vague... profession-wise? astrophysicist. being-wise? vULCAN 

8. Do you fancy anyone? Describe them in one sentence.

Being with him is like forgetting every hurtful thing that has been said to me; because the only thing he could ever always be, is the ache of a heart bursting with love. (sorry for the poetic thing but yeah this is the only way i could think of describing my boyfriend, Max)

9. What’s your favourite book to read and why?

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (the entire series) by Douglas Adams

because it's hilarious and I've loved it forever and it's brought me and my half-bro closer together and it's just interesting to read and i can't put it down once i start

10. Are you procrastinating something else by answering these questions right now?

yes, I should be studying for my chemistry test on monday, and for my SAT next week, and practicing my violin for my orchestra practice tomorrow

whoops

My Questions:

Who do you look up to the most?

Why?

Have you got a big event coming up that you're excited/nervous for?

Who are you proud of?

Why?

What is your biggest passion?

What are your plans in the future regarding that biggest passion?

What is your favourite album?

What's your favourite fandom?

Favourite item of clothing (cause it makes you look good/feel good).

[derekhalesprayercircle-blog]

Just gonna leave this here...

[derekhalesprayercircle-blog]

moosehumper started following you

Your url makes me question your intentions in regards to following me.

[pastelbrachypelma]

Questions Tag!

Rule 1: Always follow the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them

Tagged by http://always-a--dreamer.tumblr.com/

Sorry this took so long. I’ve been using the app on my phone for a while, so i had to wait until i was actually on my computer.

Questions I was asked:

1. What has been your favorite so far this year?

My favorite what? Song: My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark-FOB, Fandom: Sherlock, TV character: Sherlock, Book: The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes. I could go on, but I don't have that kind of time.

2. What would be your ideal car?

A Volt. I really want an electric car.

3. What is your favorite Disney movie? why?

The Great Mouse Detective. Need you ask?

4. If you could have a mythical creature as a pet what would it be?

Puppy-sized unicorn.

5. Who is your favorite fictional character? why?

Sherlock Holmes. I really like his sass and how he just doesn't care about wrong opinions. He's really hilarious if you understand his humor, and he's a perfect flawed hero. I just really love everything about him.

6. What would be your ideal place to live?

I'd LOVE to live in London, or somewhere in England.

7. 3. Fuck, Marry, Kill. (from your favorite fandom)

Sherlock, John, Moriarty.

8. Favorite T.V series

Sherlock!

9. What are you good at?

Writing, filmmaking, and I like to think I'm getting pretty good at doll customs. I'm also good at being weird.

10. Who is your all time favorite villain? Why?

Moriarty, just because he and Holmes are so perfectly pitted against one another.

11.  Favorite movie genre

Action!

 My Questions:

1. How would you describe yourself to an alien?

2. Do you like where you currently live?

3. What was your favorite color when you were a child?

4. What do you hate more than anything in the world?

5. Have you lost someone recently?

6. Does it hurt when you stub your toe?

7. Have you ever licked all the way to a center of a Tootsie pop?

8. What is the cover for your cell phone?

9. Can you live without your iPod?

10. Are you done with school?

11. Can you burp the ABC's?

[eleventh-ginger-blog]

Since I've reached a followers milestone I've decided to promote a few of my favourite blogs:

mrs-styhorpaynlikson

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per-f-ect-i-on

moosehumper

present-the-cake

memorizes

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gatissimo

distraint

Thanks to all my followers for your asks and support. Love you all xx

Hopefully you'll follow  a few of these wonderful people.

[professor-cactus]

I'm sorry I'm super late about this BUT.

WELCOME NEW FOLLOWERS. 

I noticed I hit 30 and said "WELP that's new." 

Thank you for following! I'm glad we like the same things :)

I also REALLY like all of your URLs.

[bolihunter15]

I was tagged by Consequence-0f-sound, she is very nice, check her out.

Rule 1: you must post the rules

Rule 2: answer the 11 questions and make 11 new ones

Rule 3: Tag 11 people 

Rule 4: tell them that you’ve tagged them

If you could try out any job for a day, what would you like to try?

Hm, any job, eh? Probably decorating cakes. I always had a thing for cooking since I was little but I later discovered I love writing more but I think trying to make cakes and stuff like that would be a great experience.

What’s something you wish everyone knew about you?

I want to be thought of as being able to hold my own when needed, that I can be a certified Badass if the time called for it. That I have contemplated the army once or twice. That I can be brave and courageous. I want to be thought of as more then this small "adorable" (ugh) thing.

How would you explain your basic life philosophy?

Just to be kind and never judge others by the way they look, act, or the way they identify because it's all about the person they are on the inside.

What scares you the most and why?

I have a phobia of fish. I have the basic thought that something on land you can out run but in the water they are faster then you. 

What’s the strangest talent you have?

I have this thing that my hair can go almost exactly how I want with just a brush through after a shower. Some people get mad at me because of it.

Who or what inspires you and why?

I would say my mother or a family member but those are givens. I think one of the most inspiring people that have affected me is John Green. Thanks to him I realized what I would truly like to do with my life and what I truly love. Words and Writing and Reading. Thank you, John Green.

What is a saying you say a lot?

I say a lot of Roosterteeth references if that counts.

Would you kill an innocent person if you thought it might mean saving a dozen other people?

Yes. Yes I would. It's the sacrifices and the decisions.

You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

Oh this one is easy. Ever since I was little I had always wanted to be able to shape shift into people and animals (real and made up)

One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

I would try to ask them what they want and if they didn't mind could they please get out of my home. I mean they aren't an apparent threat so why try to hurt them or be scared of them?

If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

*forrest gump voice* I gotta pee.... But in all seriousness... I'm not sure. I would probably botch it and say something like "Hi, Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, will you marry me?" and then start to cry or something

And now my 11 questions.

What is your favourite tv show that no one knows you like?

Favourite book you ever read?

Do you have any type of skin condition, if yes, what is it?

What is your favourite drink?

Do you fancy someone outside in the real world right now? If so, what are they like, if possible what is their name?

If you had to give something up for the rest of your life what would it be?

Do you have posters on your wall? If you do, how many and what are they of?

Do you have a special stuffed animal or blanket or something similar that you still sleep with and only a few people know?

If you could have any kind of animal as a pet what would it be and why?

What is the weirdest thing you've done at a party?

Are you happy?