big gay barbie bitch

dray. 28. Slovak Canadian. She/Her. Lesbian. This is my personal blog. | f1 sideblog: whorerrari | ao3: LesbianAlien | Current obsessions: Bakugo Katsuki, DKBK, BNHA; ItaFushi, Fushiguro Megumi, Satoru Gojo, Jujustsu Kaisen; Dennis Whitaker, The Pitt; Nice, X, To Be Hero X; Charles Leclerc, Ferrari, F1 ; Dick Grayson (Nightwing), DC | Currently reading: The Martian by Andy Weir | Currently watching: My Hero Academia, Season 3; Jujutsu Kaisen, Season 1; The Pitt, Season 2; Free!, Season 1; Dead Like Me, Season 1 | Last movie watched: Project Hail Mary

[nixxchiii]

@barbielezbian your roydick fic has been in my mind for too long omg 😭

I have a few more but this one turned out too good I had to post it

[barbielezbian]

THEYRE SO AMAZIIIING OH MY GOD IM CRYING THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOOOOOUUU😭❤😭❤😭❤😭❤😭❤😭❤😭

[vixvigil]

at least sisyphus only had one never-ending task. i have like 50 and all of them cost money

[insertive-not-assertive]

dont care + didnt ask + yr into pseudoscience + dyke blast

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[tendebill]

[part 1] rocky learns about the Denmark incident :]

[bucketofli]

POV: lame uncles r sexting

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[achillesinhighheels]

when people use their laptops on the train i'm like is anything really THAT serious

[kritzenkriegen]

*thinks up an idea for a silly quick piece* okay haha let's whip something up real quick

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

*idea gets more complicated*

oh no

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[automatonwithautonomy]

greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways