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[lilacella]

Any nsfw sapphic Prongsfoot hcs?🌚

😏😏😏

James is a service top - and I need everyone to understand that top does not equal dom. It just doesn't. Because Sirius is definitely the one in charge hahahaha

Unless James is edging her, then James is allowed to tell her what to do 😊 Momentarily. I do think though that James would be a lot more forward about initiating stuff.

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[lilacella]

assign each marauder + Lily and Snape to a different reality tv show!!

Oh god idk if I know that many hahahah but I'll do my best! This is fun 😊(I also mainly know german ones so you might not know these 🙈😅)

James

Dschungel Camp! He would enjoy proving himself in stupid challenges that look extremely concerning and he would nail them all! I don't think James is worried about crawling through a tub filled with cockroaches that much and he would love bringing the stars back to the camp proudly.

Remus

Definitely Love is Blind. Remus would profit greatly of avoiding first impressions based on visuals and I hc him with quite a nice, soothing voice so he'd have great chances to blindly get engaged here! (I do think he'd get cold feet and bail at the altar though 🙃)

Sirius

Too Hot to Handle, because he is. But I think he'd just be such a problem on many levels because he would make people thirsty af but never break any rules himself because he's just not up for hook ups like that (don't ask me why he got casted then okay) but also he would never make any Connections™️ this show wants you to because this man is so closed up he will not tell about his fears and insecurities on television 😂

Peter

Big Brother because he enjoys watching popular people and listening in on their secrets and conversations and also to see them suffer a little!

Lily

Great British Bake Off because it's the closest to potions I could think of.

Snape

Also Great British Bake Off. He loses to Lily and is being very sore about it.

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[lilacella]

how do you think karltin are doing post seed of doubt? what do their lives look like?

Oh, fun!!

Well, obviously Martin wants to build him a house like a fucking Bourgeois and Karl cannot have that. But Martin needs a way to channel his Bauherr™️ Energy they buy one of these fucked up old homestead buildings and Martin gets to rebuild/renovate that.

After it's done and Karltin doesn't live in a chaotic construction site anymore (Karl lk enjoyed that phase though, especially when they didn't have heating yet and they could cuddle up for warmth like a pair of squirrels 🥰), they - or Karl - invite a bunch of others to live with them in a lovely little commune!

They have a vegetable and herb garden, runner ducks for eggs but mainly pest control, two goats to mow the remaining lawn and for weeds - and a home gym in the former shed. It's mostly Martin's but if course he's sharing. Karl makes sure of that!

Saturday is and will always be Pancake Day and they'll serve them with apple sauce from their own apples!

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[lilacella]

Still thinking about Otto in his heirloom robes ❤️ could a girl hope you might draw them one day? It doesn't have to be good!! Draw bissblack badly (what is their ship name??)

Yess I will!! I haven't gotten around to drawing again yet but I will and it's the next thing I will draw hahhaahaha

I have such a strong vision for their outfits 🥰

And BISSBLACK hahhaahahhahahaaha I love that shipname! I so far went with Orius 😂 because it sounds like the cookie.

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[lilacella]

your expert opinion on strawberry matcha, please

I didn't have it yet, I usually go plain matcha latte but I had raspberry matcha with Bat recently and that was lovely!! So I think I'll like the strawberry version too 😊

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[lilacella]

Do you have any hcs for sapphic Prongsfoot?

I have many!

I usually think female Sirius would not be very femme but in this constellation for some reason she is, and James is very much of a sporty jock lesbian. A smart one though!

I think that in a muggle context they would both be doing something STEM related, preferably engineering or computer science. I just like them to be nerds 😊 noone gets what on earth they are talking about!

If they know each other the way they did in canon (becoming friends at 11) they would definitely be each other's gay awakening. And practice kissing of course.

Honestly, their dynamic doesn't change just because their women though. The main thing that does change, I think, is how they are both percieved by others. Smart women are notoriously treated differently than smart men so that would definitely be a factor and I think that would make Sirius even more abrasive and mean and maybe James conform a tiny bit more - but only if Sirius isn't around to be impressed hahaha

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[lilacella]

Tell me 3-5 highlights of your bday week <3

Oh you know you were at least two of them heheheh 🥰🥰

Walk and Matcha with a lovely bat 🦇

Receiving @lovelymasks amazing piece of art for the seed of doubt

Generally many amazing tumblr birthday wishes

Having a great birthday party with my friends incl a lovely bat 🦇❤️

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[lilacella]

okay, yeah, making you chose between coffee and matcha was indeed mean. so let me give you some other things to chose! 😂

what's your favourite way to drink coffee? (like milk? milk alternatives? sugar? flavours?) do you ever drink iced coffee or is it a hot coffee only situation?

Thank you, those are fun questions haha 🥰🥰

I usually just drink it with soymilk, like a latte kind of situation with a little foam on top. I don't add sugar if I just have my daily dose 🌝 but if I'm feeling like getting it as a treat there will be pumpkin spice!! No matter the season! I drink it in summer like an OUTLAW.

I do occasionally drink iced coffee or canadiano as we shall call it now, if it's super super hot. So no milk then! But a ton of ice cubes hehehe

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