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Patton: One day I wanna be a dad. A real dad.

Logan: You already are.

Patton: But guys, you are not my children.

Virgil: Oh my God. What happened to you?

Roman, writing in journal: Today marks the day I was disowned by my own father.

Thomas: Wtf?

x I’m going to tell my kids this is Patton Sanders

♡ Ｍｅｍｏｒｉｅｓ ♡

“Patton Morality Sanders” aesthetic/moodboard - to the goofy father-figure !

Virgil | Logan | Roman

Patton: Okay, it's your turn, Virgil.

Virgil: Uhhhh… Kiss Patton, marry Logan and kill Princey.

Roman: What?! You'd kill me?? Your partner?

Virgil: Well, duh. I would never kiss or marry you.

Roman, internally: We'll see about that!

[3 years later]

Virgil, at their wedding: Haven't you heard of reverse psychology?

Roman:

Roman: IT. WAS. A. TRAP.

Logan: I'm immune to hurtful words because Patton says nice things to me every day to protect me.

Roman: I'm immune to hurtful words because Virgil is mean to me every day so I'm prepared.

Logan: How are you feeling?

Virgil: Dunno, a little sad.

Patton: Don't be sad, 'cause sad backwards is das, and das not good.

Thomas:

Thomas, unplugging Wi-Fi: I think that's enough Internet for you.

Patton: You wanna hear a dad joke?

Logan: No.

Patton: Yeah you do, here it goes-

Virgil: I'm already dead I'm already dead I'm-

#moral side