Smallfoot (2018) Dir. Karey Kirkpatrick
The pseudo-religious beliefs of a mountain village populated exclusively by Yetis with very expensive voices are threatened when up and coming villager Migo discovers the existence of “Smallfoot” a.k.a. Humans.
This is the most aggressively morally complex children’s movie I have ever seen.
I watched Smallfoot immediately after I watched The Birds with my cat at 6am. Maybe I wasn’t in the right frame of mind to grasp a children’s movie that seems to be taking on the complicated landscape of beliefs in a post-truth society. And also features the word genocide. I am so glad I only watched this with my cat, not a human child, because I don’t know how I would explain what that word means to a human child. (My cat wasn’t interested in a definition she just wanted me to keep feeding her dreamies.)
Smallfoot isn’t actually bad, but there are so many elements working against it. It has a fun and original concept and a really solid cast that includes Zendaya and Channing Tatum. The downside is that it also includes James Corden and is deeply. flawed.
The movie opens with a song that I’ve completely forgotten the tune of (much like many of the songs in the film - they’re not bad, but they are impossible to recall once they’ve passed, like the Silence from Doctor Who.) The opening song introduces a fun joke about “squashing down” any questions you have about the meaning of life. This re-occurring joke was probably my favorite element in this film and I know that because I actually remember it.
The complex to-and-fro between “the truth is the truth and we should acknowledge it” and “but lies keep us safe”, with a little “social media bad” thrown in makes this film quite exhausting for an adult human. I watched this with my Dad (as well as my Cat) and we ended up, probably inevitably, discussing “Trump’s America.” I have never once had to discuss Trump’s America while watching Frozen.
The comparison with Frozen is also inevitable for two simple reasons. First, there is ice everywhere so the colour palette is the same as Frozen. Second, they have a character who is short and sounds like Olaf and says the kind of thing that Olaf might say. Unfortunately, making a film that looks and in part feels like Frozen just results in me spending most of the movie wishing I was watching that instead. Frozen has a much more straightforward moral lesson. Frozen has better characters and memorable songs. This comparison just draws attention to the flaws of Smallfoot: a far too complex moral dilemma covered in snow and soundtracked with audio voids.
Smallfoot was genuinely enjoyable, but only if you didn’t think too hard about it. The trouble is that it’s trying so hard to make you think that your brain can never quite relax. It even has the line “You’ve woken the town up, Migo, now make sure they stay awake.” which is so close to asking the audience to “stay woke” that I laughed out loud. I also thought that the two human characters looked weirdly like they were supposed to be the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, particularly the character of Brenda who even sounds a little like Meghan. I’m not sure if that was a co-incidence or if this was some weird deliberate reference. I can’t even figure out what the movie would be trying to say by referencing them? Maybe it’s my fault because I just look for Meghan everywhere...
I would recommend Smallfoot if you are having friends round and you need something to talk over, or if you are cleaning or tidying and you need something to passively listen to, or if you have a big knitting project on the go. Just know that if you watch it with your whole brain... you will be exhausted by this MORAL MAZE of a movie.