Psychonauts Oneshot Raz Meditating.
After a stressful day of training, Raz decides to try meditating and manages to perfectly link his body and mind while meditating tho Lili chooses to protect him from any pranks the other juniors might pull.
Raz:*Meditating quietly*
Sam:*Sneaking up behind him*
Lili:*Cocks Dart Shotgun* I recon you step away from my man or I'll put a bullet in between yer eyes I tell ya hwhat.
Sam:Whats with the country accent?
Lili: It's fer my entertainment now git before I fire.
Sam:*Slowly steps back* Ok ok don't fire on me I just wanted to tickle him.
Lili: *Spins around aiming the gun at Lizzie and gisu* I see you blue bubblegum Cakepop body built twig and you graham cracker beanie baby hippie. You take dem whoopie cushions and silly string back to where you got em.
Gisu:*Walking away defeated* Your country accent sucks. Buzzkill
Lizzie: *Following behind her* I swear she sounds like hulk hogan and hank hill had a baby.
Lili:*Sitting next to Raz* That's right no little doggies gonna mess wit my cowboy.
Oleander:*Appears from thin air* I Reacon you be wrong little missy.
Oleander Blows air horns using telekinesis scaring the crap outta Raz and Lili. Lili starts chasing the couch with the dart gun while Raz is shaking on the ground from being startled.
