#more puns

[milesedgeworthforeheadhater]

another installment of my bad puns:

here is… mile edgeworth

[nekomori-art]

Brewing Storm / Des(s)ert

[ID: Top illustration depicts a tiny boat sailing through a rough sea inside a teacup, with dark clouds hovering above it. A teaspoon is placed next to the cup. Bottom illustration depicts a cube-shaped dessert topped with what looks like sand dunes against a starry sky.]

[tennesseeroulette]

[zuppizup]

there’s this new netflix movie (“love at first sight”) that reminded me so much of your rayllum fic that takes place in an airport 😆

Okay, just checked this out and, lol, yep! I can see it. Not that The Worst Christmas is a particularly novel concept but funny all the same.

I’m not usually one for rom coms but might have to give this one a look, for academic purposes, of course. 🤔

[the-davest-of-uncles]

[tomicscomics]

Passing down the art of carpuntry.

JOKE-OGRAPHY: 1. As a carpenter and a father, Joseph replaces normal words with words associated with material or tools used in carpentry, creating terrible puns known as "dad jokes". 2. "Wood" sounds like "would". 3. "Saw" can mean visually experiencing a reality in the past tense, or a tool used for cutting. 4. "Nailed" can mean applying thin metal spikes with flat heads to a surface, or succeeding in something. 5. A "log" can be a felled tree trunk, or a book meant for keeping track of business.

[steveslittlesunflower]

what does a martial arts expert drink??

a KARA-tea!!!

ok i love this because i love tea :))

[naruto-totally-canon-quotes]

Sakura: Naruto... what are you eating?

Naruto: Berries I found in your yard, why?

Sakura: WHAT?! THOSE ARE POISONOUS IF NOT COOKED RIGHT

Naruto: geez that explains why I’m not feelin berry good

Sasuke: ... let natural selection take its course