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Sasuke: What time is it?

Gaara: Idk

Naruto *coming into the room*: anybody know what time it is?

Gaara *immediately*: It’s three seconds until 2:57pm

#sasuke #gaara #naruto #naruto shippuden #naruto uzumaki

Sasuke: Sakura, I’ll never date you because I’m not interested in women

Sakura: Damn… top or bottom ?

Sasuke:Are you serious

#naruto #sasuke #sakura #sasunaru #narusasu

Naruto: Wait I just realized chill pills are edibles

Sasuke: Shut the fuck up

Shino: Wait no, he’s right

Shikamaru: If those make you chill, what the fuck have i been taking?

#shino #naruto #sns #sasuke #shikamaru #i can’t explain it but i KNOW that Shikamaru gets anxious when he’s stoned #nsft #marijuana mention #oh also for context Sasuke is annoyed naruto decided everyone was going to hang out at his place.#[He didn’t tell sasuke they were hanging out at his house bc he knew sasuke would purposefully ditch ]

Naruto: I love you and I love your imperfections even more

Sasuke: imperfections?

#sns #sasunaru #narusasu #naruto #sasuke

Shino: I’m actually pretty surprised you got Judging over Prospecting on your personality test.

Kiba: Well it’s pretty easy. I notice why someone does things but I’m also like… dude… what the hell

#naruto #shino #kiba #shino aburame #kibashino #i’m back my beautiful gay fans hi hi i wanna post more #ily sm sm esp the ones that repost it onto Twitter with credit to me youre all literally so beautiful ily #also i made it bigger for my beautiful hard of seeing fans ily hi <3

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Based off this hilarious incorrect quote by @naruto-totally-canon-quotes.

#WOWOWOWOWOW I LOVE THIS THANK U SM #YOURE SO SWEET IK I REBLOGGED IT ON MY OTHER BLOG BUT HNTHSHFJF #narusasu #sasunaru

Sasuke: I have to restore my clan and then... kill a certain someone...

Naruto: haha without me? ;)

#naruto #naruto uzumaki #sns #uzumaki naruto #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke

Kidnapper: Once I’m through with you, you’ll wish you’d never been born

Child Kakashi *without missing a beat*: I already wish that

Kidnapper: ... oh

#i hc since kakashi was such a young ninja they had him pretend to get kidnapped to infiltrate bases #i also hc he made people feel rlly uncomfortable after they try to be super cool like this hnfhshfjfj #//#kakashi #Kakashi hatake #naruto #Hatake Kakashi #naruto incorrect quote #incorrect naruto quotes

okay so i just recently started watching the first series and i'm crying at these, i love everything about this, oh my god thank you

Yes I love that!!! I’m so glad! They’re honestly just silly ideas I think of at random times and if I think it’s good enough, i post it.

Anyway thank YOU so much for supporting me! I really appreciate these asks so so much🤧

I hope you have a wonderful day 🥺✨💝

#thanks so much guys. i didn’t expect for people to be enjoying it like i did #i love you all #//#not naruto #asks #ask #personal

Making your own incorrect quotes is really cool! A lot of people don't, but I love the way you take your time to create your own, unique ideas. I really enjoy these!

Okay I try not to add Anything but quotes on here, however this message was just so thoughtful I had to address it!!! 🥰

Thank you so so so much! Funnily enough I thought everyone made up their own and only found out later than half way through, that ppl had sources hfnbdhfjt

But yes, thank you again and I hope you have an amazing day🥺🥰✨

#i just woke up and decided to check my inbox and found this #the absolute sweetest thing I’ve seen thank you 🥺💕✨#///#not naruto #personal #asks #ask

Kankuro: The village is under attack! We need to-!

Gaara: How bad?

Kankuro: Terrible! It’s the Akatsuki and-!

Gaara *biting his lip*: Let Naruto- I mean the Leaf Village know we need ~reinforcements~

#gaara #naruto #naruto incorrect quotes

Naruto: Well what if you met someone funnier, more interesting or more... of a knucklehead, ya know?

Sasuke *deeply sighs*: Well... that doesn’t matter. Because no matter who I’d be with, I’d always be yearning for you

#i fell in love with a romantic and now I gotta directly quote the adorable shit they say to me and pin it on sns 😌#//#naruto #naruto uzumaki #sns #sasuke #sasunaru #narusasu #sasunarusasu #narusasunaru #ns #sn #sasuke uchiha #uchiha sasuke #uzumaki #uzumaki naruto

Naruto: I just don’t get it, how can I get him to notice me..?

Kiba: idk maybe find a way to stand out? Like you could maybe-

Naruto: pick a fight?

Kiba: well-

Naruto: you’re absolutely right. He doesn’t have problems at school so I’ll be his FIRST problem

Kiba: Naruto, wait wAIT-

#Y’all this came to me in a fever dream this is A NO JUDGEMENT ZONE PSHDJFKF #naruto #sasuke #sasunaru #narusasu #Sns #Sasunarusasu #narusasunaru #sn #ns #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha

Sakura: I still don’t think Sasuke likes Naruto

Shikamaru: oh really?

Shikamaru: Hey Sasuke, what color are Naruto’s eyes?

Sasuke: Azure blue. Similar to ocean blue but deeper waters, like the ones deep in the bay islands of-

Shikamaru: I rest my case

#sns #sasunaru #narusasu #sasuke #naruto #naruto incorrect quote #incorrect naruto quote

Kakashi: Why does this lemonade smell like tequila?

Sasuke: That’s what non-alcoholics call “spoiled lemonade”

#had to ask myself that this morning and started considering. maybe i have a problem #pshjdkfkg #///#naruto #kakashi #kakashi hatake #hatake kakashi #sasuke #sasuke uchiha #//#alcohol mention

Naruto: I used to to think my life would be a Disney movie but maybe it’s a Studio Ghibli movie where I’ve already met the love of my life but we’ve decided to part ways on our own at some point

Sasuke *mumbling: is that what you really want?

Naruto *who didn’t hear*: What?

Sasuke: I said, I think you’re right

#sns #sasunaru #narusasu #sasuke #naruto #naruto uzumaki #uzumaki naruto

Sakura: Having a rival is the WORST. Am I right, Sasuke?

Sasuke *slightly looking in Naruto’s direction: Hn. Can’t have a rival when you’re better than everyone else.

Naruto *from across the room: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU-

#thought of making this joke on my main but i figured too many ppl would take me seriously lmao #//#naruto #naruto uzumaki #sns #nart #uzumaki naruto #ns #sasuke uchiha #sasuke #naruto incorrect quote #incorrect naruto quote #sasunaru #narusasu

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