Sasuke: What time is it?
Gaara: Idk
Naruto *coming into the room*: anybody know what time it is?
Gaara *immediately*: It’s three seconds until 2:57pm
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@naruto-totally-canon-quotes
Sasuke: What time is it?
Gaara: Idk
Naruto *coming into the room*: anybody know what time it is?
Gaara *immediately*: It’s three seconds until 2:57pm
Sasuke: Sakura, I’ll never date you because I’m not interested in women
Sakura: Damn… top or bottom ?
Sasuke:Are you serious
Naruto: Wait I just realized chill pills are edibles
Sasuke: Shut the fuck up
Shino: Wait no, he’s right
Shikamaru: If those make you chill, what the fuck have i been taking?
Naruto: I love you and I love your imperfections even more
Sasuke: imperfections?
Shino: I’m actually pretty surprised you got Judging over Prospecting on your personality test.
Kiba: Well it’s pretty easy. I notice why someone does things but I’m also like… dude… what the hell
Based off this hilarious incorrect quote by @naruto-totally-canon-quotes.
Sasuke: I have to restore my clan and then... kill a certain someone...
Naruto: haha without me? ;)
Kidnapper: Once I’m through with you, you’ll wish you’d never been born
Child Kakashi *without missing a beat*: I already wish that
Kidnapper: ... oh
okay so i just recently started watching the first series and i'm crying at these, i love everything about this, oh my god thank you
Yes I love that!!! I’m so glad! They’re honestly just silly ideas I think of at random times and if I think it’s good enough, i post it.
Anyway thank YOU so much for supporting me! I really appreciate these asks so so much🤧
I hope you have a wonderful day 🥺✨💝
Making your own incorrect quotes is really cool! A lot of people don't, but I love the way you take your time to create your own, unique ideas. I really enjoy these!
Okay I try not to add Anything but quotes on here, however this message was just so thoughtful I had to address it!!! 🥰
Thank you so so so much! Funnily enough I thought everyone made up their own and only found out later than half way through, that ppl had sources hfnbdhfjt
But yes, thank you again and I hope you have an amazing day🥺🥰✨
Kankuro: The village is under attack! We need to-!
Gaara: How bad?
Kankuro: Terrible! It’s the Akatsuki and-!
Gaara *biting his lip*: Let Naruto- I mean the Leaf Village know we need ~reinforcements~
Naruto: Well what if you met someone funnier, more interesting or more... of a knucklehead, ya know?
Sasuke *deeply sighs*: Well... that doesn’t matter. Because no matter who I’d be with, I’d always be yearning for you
Naruto: I just don’t get it, how can I get him to notice me..?
Kiba: idk maybe find a way to stand out? Like you could maybe-
Naruto: pick a fight?
Kiba: well-
Naruto: you’re absolutely right. He doesn’t have problems at school so I’ll be his FIRST problem
Kiba: Naruto, wait wAIT-
Sakura: I still don’t think Sasuke likes Naruto
Shikamaru: oh really?
Shikamaru: Hey Sasuke, what color are Naruto’s eyes?
Sasuke: Azure blue. Similar to ocean blue but deeper waters, like the ones deep in the bay islands of-
Shikamaru: I rest my case
Kakashi: Why does this lemonade smell like tequila?
Sasuke: That’s what non-alcoholics call “spoiled lemonade”
Naruto: I used to to think my life would be a Disney movie but maybe it’s a Studio Ghibli movie where I’ve already met the love of my life but we’ve decided to part ways on our own at some point
Sasuke *mumbling: is that what you really want?
Naruto *who didn’t hear*: What?
Sasuke: I said, I think you’re right
Sakura: Having a rival is the WORST. Am I right, Sasuke?
Sasuke *slightly looking in Naruto’s direction: Hn. Can’t have a rival when you’re better than everyone else.
Naruto *from across the room: WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU-