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BENDY AND THE INK FACTORY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Everything Must End.

[byleth-sensei]

I think we’re worried that whole “dislikes fragile objects” thing of Dimitri’s is something nefarious or Nintendo dropping plot hints (and it probably is, given Edelgard’s dislikes), but what if he’s actually just really fucking clumsy? 

Like maybe he’s super accident prone and always drops his dishes in the dining hall so Dedue and Ingrid have to constantly stay on guard and grab stuff from him. 

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A fanfic of Hunter Honey and Demon Uno that I wrote for some friends :^)

Honey pulled up to a gravel road on a motorbike, the bike itself was a stunningly beautiful black v9 Bobber with purple markings and riding it was Honey wearing a light leather jacket and pants with heavy looking boots. He removed his helmet and ran a hand through his hair, taking a look around his surroundings "hm..." killing the engine and kicking the stand up he slowly climbed of the bike, his boots crunching on the gravel below his feet as he took a look around, this defiantly was the place.

The place itself was an abandoned crossroads, yarrow flowers blooming all over the place "well that's a sign it's been used" he mumbled as he placed his helmet on to his bike seat before reaching into his pocket and taking out a small tin, shaking it slightly and frowning as he remembered the conversation with Trois he had before coming here.

flashback

"So... a crossroads demon?" Honey asked as he placed down a bag onto there living room table "I got you the stuff you needed by the way... do you know how hard it is to get a black cat bone without sounding crazy" he mumbled.

Trois looked up from his computer with a smile as he glanced into the bag "I'm sure it is and yes, some people have been making deals at a crossroads not far from here... I know crossroad demons aren't usually our deal"

"No kidding, why do we have to clean up messes of morons who throw there souls away?"

"But-" Trois continued "something isn't right, the contract is supposed to be ten years at least, however lately these people have been dying under... circumstances"

"coincidences happen all of the time, Trois."

"That would be true if these people weren't all dropping dead within a day of eachother, all I want to know is what this demon is doing and why he's killing people before there contract ends... As much as I hate it, it's uncharacteristic for a demon"

"so-"

"you're gonna go scope it out for me~"

"... Of course I am"

end flashback.

"Stupid, stupid four eyed, stupid guy" he mumbled as he begrudgingly dug up a small hole in the middle of the crossroads and dumped the tin in it before burying it back over "okay..." he glanced around "... Hey take your time, it's not like I have somewhere to be!"

Silence...

"tch" Honey's arrows seemed to come out of his hair and twitched angrily "stupid Trois!" he snapped as he stamped his foot a little of the ground "he must have put the wrong stuff in it or some-" he paused, shuddering slightly at feeling an icy cold wind brush past him, he spun on his heels quickly to look behind him and was greeted by a surprise.

There stood a handsome looking guy, he wore a black suit with a blue under shirt and a darker blue tie, his nails were painted a sky blue colour which also seemed to match the colour of his eyes, and his hair was a bright blonde with pink streaks tied back in a long plait "hey there you're awfully loud you know~" he spoke with a grin.

"Who the fuck?" Honey stammered and the person seemed to just continue smiling as he placed a hand to his own chest "oh, me?" a thin tail with a point seemed to uncurl from behind him "I'm this crossroads demon~ now how can I help you, Ho~ne~y~" he said his name in a sing song voice.

"How do you-" Honey was cut off before he could finish the sentence "know your name? Oh please! Honey you are like the biggest name down in hell! And here you come to see little old me I'm so... oh I'm a fan!" the sarcasm was dripping of his voice "call me Uno~"

"Listen, I don't care who the fuck you are, you clearly know why I'm here" Honey snapped at him, stepping closer to him but Uno didn't seem to budge as Honey got into his face, he just let out a soft laugh and pressed a hand to Honey's chest "hm... You want me to drop deals? Why?" he smiled "those humans made a deal on there own... You don't have to fight battles they got themselves into and besides they still have a long nine years le-" "There being killed of within a year" Honey growled at him as he grabbed at his hand and yanked it of him.

Uno seemed taken aback a little by that, blinking and looking confused "... Well... I mean if there dying by there own fault there is nothing I can do" he frowned "there soul still comes to me."

There was a long pause "you don't know?" Honey asked and Uno just seemed even more confused "your souls are all dying within a year and only a day after eachother" Uno just seemed to shake his head, pulling his hand away from Honey's grip and stepping back "that's impossible, I don't break contracts" his lip curled a little "well one of your underlings has been... Maybe trying to get in your good books and if that's so... You need to call of the other contracts, now"

Uno took a few more steps back, it was true there had been some demon underlings lately desperatly trying to get his attention but he didn't think they were stupid enough to take souls so early... They had order to follow, taking souls to quickly was destroying the order. He then looked up at Honey as he spoke the last part "I... I can't do that"

Honey snarled, storming towards him and grabbing him by his hair, causing Uno to yelp out "what do you mean can't!? It's easy just break them of and find out who the fuck is doing it!" he shook him a little causing Uno to hiss like an angry cat and dig his nails into his hand and try and pull him of him "it dosn't work like that! You want to break a deal then you have to make a deal to break a deal!"

Honey paused for a long moment, his hand becoming lose on Uno as he dropped him and Uno slumped to the floor, scrambling back a little "... Are you kidding?" Honey's hands shook a little "this is a joke... Right?" Uno shook his head "sorry doll, you want me to drop the deals then you have to make one" he smirked "but that means-" "your soul yes~" Uno stood back up and dusted himself of "but... We can come to a compromise~" he hummed.

Honey glared at him "what kind of compromise?" He questioned "well... You're a handsome face~ let's agree to hm... We have a little fling~" he licked his lips as he eyed his body up and down. Honey shuddered at this and looked disgusted "what... Sex? No.. No no" he shook his head as he put his hands up "you're a man-" "I'm a demon, I don't really have a gender but if were gonna go with that then yes~ I have a dick" Uno laughed "and I'm not into that!" Honey yelled seeming flustered as his face got red "well... You only have a few options, you sell your soul and I drop the deals, you leave and whoever is messing up deals continues on doing so and it's not something I can deal with straight away and I can't drop deals either... Or, you simply bend me over that bike of yours and have a little fun.~"

Honey still seemed disgusted by this "you are a dirty sinful disgusting-" "I'm a demon I take it as a compliment~" "FINE" Honey finally snapped "I'll give you it but you better prepare yourself" as he approached him, grabbing him by the wrist and Uno cooed "I can take it~"

He was dragged back over to the bike, Honey wanted to get this over with as soon as possible and he was reaching for Uno's pants, thinking the faster he does this the faster he can leave but oh no, Uno wasn't having that. His hands reached down, pulling Honey's hands away from him a little before grabbing him by his jacket and pulling him closer, forcing there lips to lock.

Honey seemed shocked for a moment, feeling like he was going to throw up for a second but after a few moments it felt... Nice? Uno's lips were soft and his kissing was harsh and messy but Honey ended up pushing back into it, his hands wrapping around the demon and yanking him closer as he slipped his tongue into his mouth with a long and muffled groan.

Uno's hands went over Honey's shoulder and his leg lifted up to wrap around his waist as he pushed himself closer, he didn't even know a human could kiss like this! He was almost losing himself into it.

Honey's hand moved down Uno's back as the kiss continued in a mess of tongues clashing and groaning and he stopped when he reached the base of his tail and pressed his fingers between the tail and rubbed it a little, this of course caused Uno to Jolt and snap his head back, his eyes wide as a deep blush cross his features "h-hey not there!" he squeaked.

Honey just stares at him for a moment before a dark grin spread across his features "oh?" he asked as he continued to rub it gently and watched as Uno began to pant and look as if his legs were going to buckle under him "is it senstive here?..." he hummed and Uno nodded quickly and pushed his hands onto his chest "I-I know I asked for this b-but not my tail p-please!" he squeezed his eyes shut and his lips quivered.

These actions from the demon only seemed to spur Honey on even more as he turned Uno over and pressed him aginst the seat of the bike, Uno's hands clutching at Honey's helmet in surprise at this action before he let out a sudden yelp when he felt Honey grab his tail and tug it quickly.

"S-stop it!" he groaned as he looked back at him with a flustered pout "no~" Honey hummed "if were doing this, we are doing it how I want" he smirked down at him as he pressed himself up to Uno's ass and began to rub himself slightly while continuing to play with his tail, uno's nails scratched at the helmet as he bit his lips "y-you're the only demon here!" he was starting to wonder if he made a mistake from this...

Honey leaned over him pressing his stomach to Uno's back as his lips began to brush against the demon's neck before he sunk his teeth into the flesh "a-ah~" Uno let out another pleading moan, he didn't expect a human to act like this, he had honestly thought he was going to have to take lead but it seemed like Honey most defiantly knew what he was doing as his tongue traced over the mark he just made on his neck.

His crotch continued to grind of Uno's backside roughly as he shivered, cursing himself in his head for allowing himself to get turned on by such acts with a man... And a demon no less! Even if he was going to get into heaven before, after he's finished with this demon he knows it's a one way trip down stairs. Letting go of Uno's tail as he continued to bite and nip at his neck his fingers tucked into the rim of Uno's pants as he slowly began to pull them down. The warm summer breeze caused Uno to curl his tail slightly.

Honey stood back up a little once he dropped Uno's pants, whistling slightly as his hands groped at Uno's ass and squeezed roughly "you're built like a woman~" "shut up!" Uno snapped seeming flustered but still wiggled his ass in Honey's hands "you seem eager for me as well~ Ah bet you thought you were gonna have the upper hand here right?" he laughed slightly, Uno didn't even look at him, he just sunk his head into his shoulders a little and grumbled something under his breath.

Honey began to crouch down on to his knees, his hands squeezing Uno's ass again and parting his cheeks a little before he buried his head between them. Uno's skin prickled in goosebumps and he jolted up a little as he felt a wet tongue suddenly assult his hole "w-what are you doing you filthy human!" he squeaked "I was only expecting you t-to stick it in not foreplay!" he complained but his legs were shaking... Oh this human was good with that tongue.

His tail flicked and curled as he rolled his tongue out of his mouth a little “H-Honey” he moaned as the tip of his tail reached down and stroked across Honey’s back. 

Without lifting his head back up, Honey reached out and grabbed at his tail, squeezing it again and causing another screech to leave Uno’s lips “why are you so rough with that!” He complained harshly before Honey pulled his head away, licking at his lips “you’re a demon... You can take it.”

Letting go of his tail again he began to unbuckle his pants, dropping to the floor as his hard cock was now in full view, curiously Uno glanced back and gulped “THAT’S NOT NORMAL FOR A HUMAN!! ARE YOU A MONSTER!?” Honey just grinned “maybe, but let’s get this out of the way so I don’t have to see your stupid face again...” Uno looked highly offended at that.

Honey grabbed at his hips and without warning he slammed himself into the demon’s backside, Uno himself screamed loud enough that it would have been heard back home in hell itself... Such a rough human.

Honey rolled his eyes and leaned back down with a grunt “a-ah shut up~ You c-can take more than this” he smirked and nipped down on Uno’s ear “y-you could be a little gentler e-even demons have a limit” he huffed but still pressed his ass up against Honey as he began to thrust harshly into his ass.

Uno slipped the helmet of the seat and began digging his nails into the seat as he breathed heavily, his hips rolling back in tune of Honey’s thrusting as Honey himself pounded into his ass without mercy, only concentrating on getting himself off as fast as possible.

It didn’t last long, with how harsh he was being with the demon, Uno soon felt his legs buckle and he almost dropped as Honey still held him up and he let out a long pleading moan as he came and splattered his seed all over the ground below.

Feeling Uno tighten around his own dick Honey made a violent snarling noises and his teeth sunk into the demon’s shoulder and he thrust deep up into his ass and spilled his seed inside of him.

They stayed like that for a few moments, just panting and catching there breath before Honey let go of Uno as he pulled out, causing Uno to slump on to his knees and look back at him “... I-I’ve broken any contract on humans who made deals in the past year...”

Honey stepped back, pulling his pants up and turning his back on him to light a cigarette “good...” his hand slipped into his jacket “one more thing though” he spun around quickly, pointing a gun at Uno but blinked as the demon wasn’t there but instead standing just a few meters away.

“Hey!~” he chimed “that was fun next time you visit me how about letting me dom” Uno cooed as he blew a kiss at Honey.

Honey’s hair arrows came out in anger as he fired a bullet but it seemed to hit nothing as the demon vanished “AS IF YOU SHITTY DEMON”  

[acollectionofhalftruths]

I’m binging Gravity Falls and just reached episode 19. The demon triangle’s voice is ??????????

[yukimkira]

10 bucks Allie goes 1999 Disney Smart House on Jaha

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Today was weird...