*gasp* Oh my God, they're so ugly and cheap looking.
*duct tapes wallet shut*
WHO designs this garbage? WHERE is the Wednesday watch with her face on it but with a little Thing as the second "hand" that ticks around the face of the watch? Even better, there could've been a spiral design like in the OG intro and then have a little Thing. Where is her fucking cello and the bow as the second hand? A CLASSY $400 Nevermore Academy watch, like the fancy fucking Dumbledore watch that existed 20+ years ago (holy shit that thing was crazy detailed, and I don't remember how much that cost)? WHERE are the creatives?
Not at Timex, even though Timex is an old and beloved brand...not so much now that the market's exploded into a million different luxury brands like TAG Hauer and Audemars Piguet. (Oh 🫠🫠🫠, a Piguet or A. Lange & Söhne Wednesday collab would be insane and no one would be able to afford either one 💀 But they're above partnering with this lameass YA fare LOL) Apologists would say that those designs are trademark "Timex" and I'd agree, but that doesn't mean you shit out a boring black metal watch with a teeny Wednesday logo on its face. #cashgrab
