i sincerely think im a superstar

esmé / any pronouns / main blog

[castrotophic]

starting a list of quotes that stab me. just for kicks

To A Young Poet by Mahmoud Darwish, trans. Fady Joudah

Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2 by Neutral Milk Hotel

Human Lot by Dean Young

Nausicaä (Love Will Be Revealed) by Cameron Winter

[starsquire]

story of my life btw. Came out of Disco Elysium wearing orange socks holding an orange bag looking for an obnoxious orange jacket

[s7873]

Beat Disco Elysium

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[februeruri]

“Anyone who looked at them would forgive them on the spot. They’re the Flopsy Bunnies.” – A Turnabout Toast  (ao3 link)

edit: fixed up the lighting a bit 💦

[cursedgreendayimages]

the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this

[leona-florianova]

-  Velký noční hlídač / Watchman

- author of the videomaping Milan Cais 

-photography ©ČTK,  ©David Peltán, MAFRA.

[oceaxe-ifdawn]

how do we get them to stop doing that

[vampmilf]

they also blink and move btw in case anyone was wondering if it could get worse

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[chantylay]

Se also "he DID say that and he was LYING, and somehow you didn't notice."

[celestialblueboy]

Fuck this noise about ‘Team Mom’ Shane. That man is an airport dad. His hobbies include reading biographies and investing in real estate. His car is reliable in the snow. He built his own cottage and is really excited to tell you about the well. He grills. His idea of fun is staring at a fire. He will lecture you about smoking. He hired a stylist because he doesn’t care about clothes. He must know the itinerary ahead of time. He folds his clothes before sex. The white socks stay ON so his bare feet don’t touch the hotel floor.

Look me in my eyes and tell me he wasn’t waiting for Ilya in that airport parking lot at least 3 hours before his expected arrival time. Airport Dad Shane is my truth.

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (70/?) intricate rituals or something

[boanermcmoaner]

CRASHOUT OVER!! DRAW YOUR FAVS HAVING SEX!!!!! full image here

[ponyoisms]

one hyperfixated tumblr mutual has the power of six hundred thousand ad campaigns

[imnotaratmmkay]

a buncha ace attorney memes

feel free to use any of them :D

[saints3angels]

obsessed with this poor guy who gets dragged away from his takeout menu so his evil bisexual roommate can go have the worst club experience of his life

[lastman-rat]

They do not leave my brain, nor does long haired Edgeworth

[turing-tested]

doing research on people's preferred formats for how restaurants have their menus displayed online and i'm including responses to the post to send to my boss but um. i don't think i can include this specific response

[turing-tested]

[turing-tested]

I regret to inform you all but my Google drive name at my job is Dirk Strider because that is also my real life legal name in my life

[kitenvi]