i sincerely think im a superstar

esmé / any pronouns / main blog

[castrotophic]

starting a list of quotes that stab me. just for kicks

To A Young Poet by Mahmoud Darwish, trans. Fady Joudah

Two-Headed Boy Pt. 2 by Neutral Milk Hotel

Human Lot by Dean Young

Nausicaä (Love Will Be Revealed) by Cameron Winter

[calicotisane]

[anonpolls]

A strange genie appears and has an offer for you. You’ll be cured of all, you’ll have a stable job you’re happy with, and you’ll basically just live the best life you can imagine. However, there’s a catch—you’ll have to relive one specific grade level from middle or high school (the genie is American).

Which would you pick?

6th grade

7th grade

8th grade

9th/freshman year

10th/sophomore year

11th/junior year

12th/senior year

decline the magician’s offer

none, i am the magician

answers to the magician

Remaining time: 4 days 17 hours

Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

[sacred-portal]

[yupyup666]

Silkscreenprint of those two.

[infectiouspiss]

let me be pervertly clear

[underscorehermitcrab]

Bad day ft. nrmt

bonus:

[purple-ravaged]

happy pride month!!

[badassdemonsword]

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

wtf were you gonna say

[redhotarsenic]

Please respect my privacy

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

my deepest apologies

[redhotarsenic]

I forgive you

[redhotarsenic]

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

[oliveenjoyerdoesfanart]

team 7 meets Gai

[chubby-cry-baby]

shane hollander loves an official invite even to his husband that he lives with - ilya are you free 8 to 12 on saturday i want to go to the farmers market let me know we don’t have to stay there for 4 hours it will be fun and yes dogs are allowed - and ilya walks over to shane, “shane what is this” “im asking if you’re free what’s wrong” “why didn’t you just ask me we live together now” “i know i just wanted it to be official what’s wrong with it” “nothing yes im free let’s go to boring farmers market” “it’s not boring” MWAH

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hollanovshome]

for anon who requested these as standalones <3

ilya domming & breeding kink version under the cut

give! him! a! baby!

[gesturesweirdly]

youth + retirement kyaaaaa

[cuphatespot]

7yg doodle because i love them

[caftus-caftus]

Abort ABORT!!!!!

[synibread]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

[kuvakusavana]

this has been done already but. edgeworth moment

based on this tweet.