alternative sources of protein was never this hard
Edgar once jokes about "eating Curtis' dick"
Curtis chokes on his own saliva
And someone next to him smacks him on the back and Edgar just grins around his protein block
"eat my ass" comeback is prohibited
Curtis breaks into sobbing
And Edgar just walks by him on the way to headcounts and says under his breath, "I wasn't kidding" and keeps on walking
and Curtis trips over his own shoes
the guards are like HEY YOU, GET ON YOUR FEET
Edgar bites down his laughing
Tanya: what the fuck is wrong with you, scoundrel? She looks back and sees Curtis getting up really pale and his eyes broken
Tanya: what the hell did you say to him? /smacks his head/
And Curtis just like, stares at her with wide eyes screaming "help" because his tongue is too twisted to actually respond like a coherent human being
Tanya: /arms on the hips/ DID YOU FUCKING BRING THE CANNIBAL JOKE UP AGAIN, EDGARDO?
Edgar finally snorts and laughs
And Curtis pulls his hat over his FACE and walks away
And Edgar doesn't get why Curtis has such an ISSUE with Cannibalism, like, sure, it's fucking disgusting, and really wrong but Curtis seems to be REALLY bothered by it. But hey, to each their own.
and when night roles around, and Edgar crawls on top of Curtis and kisses him slow and filthy, and says "so when I said eat, what I REALLY want is to suck you dry"
Curtis huffs and shakes his head
Edgar smacks his nose gently "of course i will, fuckhead"
And Curtis rolls his eyes, and mutters, "Doubt it. Come on, lemme just touch you" but Edgar can see right through him, and grumbles "you're NOT gonna go self righteous on me, you shite" because Curtis has a nasty habit of denying Edgar doing ANYTHING when they have sex. Even reciprocity, Curtis just shrugs it off. Edgar hasn't even touched his bare cock, it's RIDICULOUS.
Curtis still hates himself for wanting Edgar so badly, and having Edgar so anything to him just feels like he's taking advantage
Edgar starts going down and pulling Curtis' pants off and Curtis is whining like "no, no, noo, no, Edgar i'm serious."
and Edgar looks up really fucking offended and goes really bitter "okay, OKAY I AM DAMNED FUCKING SORREH FOR THE CANNIBAL JOKE, YOU FUCK."
And Curtis thumps his head back against the bed, and whispers, "It's not THAT" and covered his eyes with his hands and just swallows and looks so WORRIED, that Edgar pauses, and sighs. He scratches his head and says, "Alroight, look, if ye don't want it just, uh. Jus' say so, alright?" And Curtis laughs, almost a sob with how harshly it comes out. And he just says, "I do. I...I do. Just...don't feel like you have to?" Curtis says, small and shaky and Edgar snorts. He doesn't fucking get Curtis sometimes. but Curtis lowers his hands and props himself up on his elbows, and raises his hips when Edgar pulls his pants down to his knees.