#morefunthanevisceration

[suntosirius]

2 Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to? c:

MOLLYYYYYYY!!

(ANYONE WHO DOESN’T READ THIS PERSON’S GORGEOUS WORK YOU BETTER FUCKING GIT AND DO THE THING JUST FYI)

Okay, wow, tropes. I have yet to do a fuck-or-die trope :D I would love to do that but no idea how to logically work it into a situation. This assuming fuck or die is ever logical... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

40 Questions for Fic Writers

[kinziefreakingkensington]

Nothing is true, and everything his permitted.

I it not true, Miss Swan?

[kinziefreakingkensington]

Andrew is the greatest person, Molls I cant

[anakingskywoker]

alternative sources of protein was never this hard

Edgar once jokes about "eating Curtis' dick"

Curtis chokes on his own saliva

And someone next to him smacks him on the back and Edgar just grins around his protein block

"eat my ass" comeback is prohibited

Curtis breaks into sobbing

And Edgar just walks by him on the way to headcounts and says under his breath, "I wasn't kidding" and keeps on walking

and Curtis trips over his own shoes

the guards are like HEY YOU, GET ON YOUR FEET

people are confused

Edgar bites down his laughing

Tanya: what the fuck is wrong with you, scoundrel? She looks back and sees Curtis getting up really pale and his eyes broken

Tanya: what the hell did you say to him? /smacks his head/

And Curtis just like, stares at her with wide eyes screaming "help" because his tongue is too twisted to actually respond like a coherent human being

Tanya: /arms on the hips/ DID YOU FUCKING BRING THE CANNIBAL JOKE UP AGAIN, EDGARDO?

Edgar finally snorts and laughs

And Curtis pulls his hat over his FACE and walks away

And Edgar doesn't get why Curtis has such an ISSUE with Cannibalism, like, sure, it's fucking disgusting, and really wrong but Curtis seems to be REALLY bothered by it. But hey, to each their own.

and when night roles around, and Edgar crawls on top of Curtis and kisses him slow and filthy, and says "so when I said eat, what I REALLY want is to suck you dry"

Curtis huffs and shakes his head

Edgar smacks his nose gently "of course i will, fuckhead"

And Curtis rolls his eyes, and mutters, "Doubt it. Come on, lemme just touch you" but Edgar can see right through him, and grumbles "you're NOT gonna go self righteous on me, you shite" because Curtis has a nasty habit of denying Edgar doing ANYTHING when they have sex. Even reciprocity, Curtis just shrugs it off. Edgar hasn't even touched his bare cock, it's RIDICULOUS.

Curtis still hates himself for wanting Edgar so badly, and having Edgar so anything to him just feels like he's taking advantage

Edgar starts going down and pulling Curtis' pants off and Curtis is whining like "no, no, noo, no, Edgar i'm serious."

and Edgar looks up really fucking offended and goes really bitter "okay, OKAY I AM DAMNED FUCKING SORREH FOR THE CANNIBAL JOKE, YOU FUCK."

And Curtis thumps his head back against the bed, and whispers, "It's not THAT" and covered his eyes with his hands and just swallows and looks so WORRIED, that Edgar pauses, and sighs. He scratches his head and says, "Alroight, look, if ye don't want it just, uh. Jus' say so, alright?" And Curtis laughs, almost a sob with how harshly it comes out. And he just says, "I do. I...I do. Just...don't feel like you have to?" Curtis says, small and shaky and Edgar snorts. He doesn't fucking get Curtis sometimes. but Curtis lowers his hands and props himself up on his elbows, and raises his hips when Edgar pulls his pants down to his knees.

[anakingskywoker]

So I read this thing about Snowpiercer that Chris Evans was so fucking HUGE that they literally had to cut off the sleeves to his shirt, his sweater, and the lining of the coat just so that he looked like he'd been starving for 17 years and not like a beef muscle god I'm fucking DYING.

this fucking information is the best thing in the world i can’t with Chris and his perfect body lmao

[suntosirius]

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[suntosirius]

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[kinziefreakingkensington]

Goddamn it WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SLEEPING OR DRIVING WHEN I NEED YOU. *strangled cries echo into the night for hours on end*