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[text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [trish - morethanlipservice]

[ text @ Trish ]: Yeah that sounds about right. [ text @ Trish ]: How deep in is she?

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@morethanlipservice needs to visit Chinatown more

[text:Jess] Where the hell do you go that these things happen? How much money and how much did you win?

[Text: Trish] that club Vandal and the Tan Tin-Hung Supermarket? Chinatown.

[Text: Trish] I only won like, $20 but hey. Cash it innnn

[Text: Trish] not entirely sure where the phone numbers came from :\

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@morethanlipservice better buy Jess The Joy of Cooking at this rate

[text:Jess] Oh hey, we talked about those awhile back! There’s this set you can get to inject a shot into the middle of cupcakes right before you eat them. I’ll look it up again.

[Text: Trish] Oh thank fuck there’s some guidance. I thought I was gonna have to Martha Stewart this alcoholic confection. 

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All of the texts for Trish!

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. 

[Text: Trish] The only thing worth having at brunch is a bloody mary.

[Text: Trish] Order me 3-5

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. 

[Text: Trish] Malcolm says hi

[Text: Trish] Dinner at my place?

[Text: Trish] You left your jacket at my place. It’s mine now.

Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[Text: Trish] FUCKING NO STOP

Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[Text: Trish] I could really go for a cheeseburger right now

[Text: Trish] I know it’s 4 AM, why the hell does that matter?

Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. 

[Text: Trish] So Wonder Woman sounds like it’s decent?

Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.

[Text: Trish] The worst part about being up this late is that I can’t even see the stars and shit.

Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.

[Text: Trish] You’re going to get yourself fucking killed pretending to be something you’re not. 

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

[Text: Trish] Downton Abby?

[Text: Trish] Absolutely fucking not.

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

[Text: Trish] What if I didn’t kill him?

Send “&” for a LOVING text.

[Text: Trish] I like the yarn you sent over.

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

[Text: Trish] Did you interview Hope Pym today?

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

[Text: Trish] Your story today on Luke was solid. 

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

[Text: Trish] I’m fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiouiiiiiiii

Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

[Text: Trish] don’t look for me.