Look! Look! Look at this girl on Instagram! Isn’t she hott?! You know, you could look like her if you exercised more.
What. Did. This. Man. Just. Say. To. Me.
The sassy girl in my head is flipping the fuck out right now. I know I have a face on that is stabbing him in every pore of his skin. In this immediate moment, I hate him. I want to splash water in his face and stomp off like those dramatic movie scenes. I feel like this is a warranted time in the movies to splash water in his face. You know that movie “How to Lose A Guy In 10 Days”? When she starts making a scene in the restaurant: “My Boyfriend thinks I’m fat!”. I wanted to embarrass him like that sitting in the restaurant.
This ruins my appetite and I push my meal aside. He then has the nerve to ask, “What? Is it something I said?” I am way too nice because I say no and move on with my day.
Ladies, if a man ever says anything like this to you, run, run, run, run the fuck away, right now! You are beautiful, you are strong, you are amazing, and this ass hat does not deserve you.