#moriartyhasthethrone

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Moriartyhasthethrone = MoriartyHasTheThneed

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Slumbering Dragon:

HIS DIVISION

WAIT

I KNOW WHERE HIS DIVISION IS

IN DONUTS.

10:40pmMoriarty has the Throne:

OOOOH?

OH

*OH*

FUCK MAN

DONUTS

SHIT

10:41pm

NOW I'M HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS.

FUCK.

FUUUUUCK.

I CAN NEVER LOOK AT DONUTS EVER AGAIN

10:41pmSlumbering Dragon:

EVERY STEREOTYPICAL POLICE OFFICER OR INSPECTOR

LOVES DONUTS

DUDE

THE DIVISION

10:41pmMoriarty has the Throne:

YEAH BUT NOW I FEEL

10:41pmSlumbering Dragon:

IS IN DONUTS

10:41pmMoriarty has the Throne:

VER

Y

STRANGE

*WHAT DOES HE DO WITH DONUTS*

*WHAT IS AT THE CENTER*

10:41pmSlumbering Dragon:

DUDE

JAMES

10:41pmMoriarty has the Throne:

*I DO NOT MEAN JAM*

10:41pmSlumbering Dragon:

JAM

SOMETIMES A HOLE.

10:42pmMoriarty has the Throne:

OMFG MORIARTY IS THE MIDDLE OF A DONUT

10:42pmSlumbering Dragon:

XDDDD

THIS

THIIIIS

TUMBLR

WHERE ARE YOU.

10:42pmMoriarty has the Throne:

XDDDDD

WELL

AT LEAST WE KNOW

WHY HE WENT AFTER MORIARTY AGAIN

AND WHY HE BELIEVES IN SHERLOCK

10:42pmSlumbering Dragon:

YEP. \O/

10:43pmMoriarty has the Throne:

BECAUSE MORIARTY WAS IN HIS DONUT

SO OBVIOUSLY HE WAS REAL.

. . .

SHIT THAT SOUNDS PERVERTED TOO.

I'LL SHUT UP NOW.

BEFORE I START SHIPPING MORSTRADE

10:43pmSlumbering Dragon:

WHY CAN'T I COPY AND PASTE THIS CONVO D;

MORSTRADE

10:43pmMoriarty has the Throne:

I CAN TRY

10:43pmSlumbering Dragon:

OH MY GOD

OKAY

[believeinsherlock]

would love to find more essex/basildon sherlockians! I only know of about 5, myself included, and I only know two in real life ; nnn; it's so loooonely around here D;

Go look for some!

[rawrsiclez-blog]

my old dog - who now lives elsewhere - was floorsexual. he frequently bummed the floor.

i have now realised i am floorsexual in the morning. like, flop out of bed, land on the floor, and stay there for about an hour. 

... at least my dog isn't humping mum's leg. or at least trying to.

[rawrsiclez-blog]

POSH BUT IN DISGUISE.

the sort of person who lives in a rough / downtown area but is sophisticated and posh. this can include the samples of enjoying reading the sherlock holmes stories \o/

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[9:30 PM] sherlawk: Be right back.

[9:30 PM] sherlawk: AARGH

[9:30 PM] jawn: kaaaaaaay

[9:30 PM] in_japan: Be right back.

[9:30 PM] jawn: right so

[9:31 PM] jawn: be right back

[9:31 PM] sherlawk: Be right back.

[9:31 PM] in_japan: Be right back.

[9:31 PM] jawn: be reichenbach

[9:31 PM] sherlawk: I fan-

[9:31 PM] sherlawk: ASDFGHJKJHGFD

[9:31 PM] in_japan: ^^^^^^

[9:31 PM] jawn: *shot*

[9:32 PM] jawn: i'm sorry i killed the chain

[9:32 PM] jawn: it was

[9:32 PM] jawn: it was just *there*

[9:32 PM] in_japan: #dead

[rawrsiclez-blog]

It started with a roleplay...

That ended up with a conversation about Johnlock and Akira (Nobuta wo Produce), and Johnlock going to Japan and being chased by fangirls and boys, and the Truth Man. (As well as being attacked by glomps from Akira)

Then the conversation turned to Johnlock and MorMor up to no good in Japan, and again being chased by all sorts of crazy. At this point, someone would die. Most probably the fangirls and boys.

Then...

Merlock.

Sherlock meeting Merlin.

"Sorcerer,"

That is all that would be said.

And then when Arthur is online...

"You do realize your sorcerer isn't at the tavern?"

BEST FUCKING REVEAL EVER.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAVE WE DONE MAN" - Moriarty has the Throne, GaiaOnline.

"I CAN IMAGINE FANFICTION. SHERLOCK MERLIN MINOR NOBUTA WO PRODUCE CROSSOVER" - Slumbering Dragon, GaiaOnline.

WE HAVE CREATED A MASTERPIECE CONSISTING OF DRAMAS.

THIS IS WHAT WE GET WHEN WE MIX UP BBC AND JAPAN.

Then...

"Merlock in Japan, oh my god,"

"oh my god,"

"oh my god,"

"That would be abso-fucking-lutely perfect"

"holy fucking yes"

...

"I think we just won every single crossover idea,"

This has to happen.

It would be one of the best fucking stories ever.

- Moriarty has the Throne, Papaya Sky, Slumbering Dragon; GaiaOnline.

Minds overworking. Mindblown.

Dying because of the freaking awesomeness.

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