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What's your favourite food?

Chinese from the shop down the street, but only if I have a good German draft to go with it. - SM

Cream tea. Or anything involving sugar. -JM

Would you ever engage in a threesome with a woman. Because I would happily volunteer. I'm well aware you might kill me after.

Most definitely. I always enjoy a little spice in the bedroom. -SM

As much as I love threesome, I don’t share my Tiger with anyone. Sebastian knows what happens when people start to think they can have him. -JM

Oh come on sweet cheeks, it might be fun. - SM

What's your favourite outfit?

Jeans and a black tee shirt, with my dog tags, they never come off. - SM

Westwood, duh. -JM

I don’t know how you stand those suits, boss. Mine’s itchy. - SM

Yours is cheap, that’s why. You refuse to let me buy you a nice one. -JM

Jim, what do you think about Sherlock?

I used to think he was like me, but now I think he’s boring. -JM

He’s only boring because he played the game and won - SM

He only thinks he’s won. The game isn’t over. -JM

Jim, what is it like having a live-in?

It would be better if someone didn’t nag me constantly and smoke inside. -JM

I do the cleaning and the cooking and basically everything, I can have a smoke when I want. And you need to eat more. - SM

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