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Hi! I just woke up, perhaps i shouldnt go to bed at like 7am? The one thing the notorious shape fears is...... Meg. (Lovable chaos entity that she is.) PLEASE tell me more about that (its sleepy if u cant tell lol)
Ooof haha! That’s rough bro get more sleep!!
Hadjskkd ye. Okay so, used to be Loomis was the only thing he feared. Loomis is dead. Now the thing he fears is Meg. Not like in a bodily harm way, but like. Meg is a force of nature, incorrigible, determinator, wild, empasisoned, and she won’t quit throwing him pickup lines and stuff. She’s not even serious because you know, she’s with Susie, but she’s an incurable flirt, and he’s never had this happen before & it’s confusing but also he literally has just 0 ideas how to get her to stop or what she’s doing, and his usual methods of getting someone to go away are entirely ineffective on Meg. They only make her more powerful. He’ll walk in a door and she’ll run up and be like “Daaaaayum! Call a doctor becuase you are lookin’ shredded!” “Wooo, I’m a punk who just ran a 20k marathon and you a taaaall drink of water.” And he will just be like :[ *please end this wtf does this even mean*
He does not comprehend her and it intimidates him. He has no idea how to make her stop. There’s a definitely weird layer of enjoyment there too—like having a nemesis but in a fun way.
*i rise*
Comic pitch: Eight-year-old Dick Grayson, having just lost his parents, is understandably sad. It’s cool that Bruce knows what he’s going through, but Wayne Manor isn’t the most comforting place, and Dick is lonely. He explains to Alfred that it’s not only the loss of his parents that get to him-- it’s also the loss of his community. All the Haly’s performers were super close, and they were his family too, until he had to leave them. Now it’s three people in an empty mansion, and that’s depressing.
Bruce hears this and develops a plan: he’ll take Dick to work with him tomorrow. Wayne Enterprises isn’t like Haly’s-- Bruce doesn’t think of his employees as his family-- but Dick doesn’t know that, and at the very least, he’ll get out of the house for awhile and see some other people. Dick agrees.
The next morning, Dick puts on his gala suit and follows Bruce to work. He doesn’t like it at first. It’s unfamiliar, and everything seems very formal, until they walk into the WE lobby and start to meet employees who seem thrilled to see Dick. He is, after all, small and adorable and wearing a tiny suit. He’s very cute, so they are very friendly.
Bruce walks around the place introducing Dick to his people, and then he asks about their children and grandchildren and dogs and hobbies, because he does know all about them, for security purposes. It would be negligent of him not to research his employees, right? He has to keep track of everybody.
Dick follows Bruce around for the entire day and meets tons of people, forcing Bruce to interact with all of them. Dick has a blast. They let him roll around in the big CEO chair yelling nonsense instructions about the budget. On the last page of the issue, the two of them walk out of the building and into the car where Alfred is waiting. Dick is clearly happy. When Bruce asks if he had fun, he grins and says, “Your family is huge!”
As Bruce thinks back on the day, he realizes that he does genuinely know and care for all of his individual employees, and it’s clear that they love him too. Maybe the kid is on to something. In the final panel, Bruce looks fondly down at Dick, who is falling asleep in the backseat of the car.
“It’s... getting bigger.”
good morning women, humans, clams
Except for you Sharon..u can choke
GOOD MORNING
/ whatever time it is in your time zone!! just wanted to spread a lil' positivity to the team!remember that I love you all and you will do great during the games! Only 5 days left! I'll see you in the chat x