#morning shitposts

[littlerockerao3]

Satin: so, you died young

Jon: yeah, pretty much

Satin: ...do you want to bury yourself in me?

[giulioswife]

I’m so sleepy I could die... but I need to rank

[hopefully-vibe]

Ok thought ™, identical siblings are just natural clones.

[bxll-cxpher]

"what the fuck does a zucchini taste like."