Let's make a deal.

An Indie RP blog for Bill Cipher from Gravity Falls. PLEASE READ MY RULES. Selective. Written by Dorito.

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|| Please remember that this is a RP blog and muse =/= mun! :) 

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IT REALLY STRESSES ME OUT WHEN PEOPLE ACT NICE TO ME. WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO IMPRESS? YOU REALIZE I DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU AND WILL KEEP BRUSHING YOU OFF LIKE YOU’RE A SPECK OF DIRT, RIGHT? I LITERALLY DESERVE NO KINDNESS. I’M A DICK. KBYE.

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I hope you feel better soon, Bill 😊

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HHHOOOLLY FUCK.

I HAVE NNNOOO IDEA HOW MANY MARTINIS I DRANK IN THE LAST HOUR BUT HOO BOY. I FEEL FANTASTIC. 

ALSO LIKE I HAVE A PROBLEM BUT WHATEVER. ADMITTING TO THAT MEANS I’M A QUITTER AND BILL CIPHER IS NO QUITTER.

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"we need to have a drink and catch up,!!" (zev/star-eyed-lamb)

“SURE THING, KIDDO. THE LAST HOWEVER LONG HAS BEEN A BLUR FOR ME THOUGH. HAHAHA.”

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How are you doing today so far,Bill?

PRETTY OKAY. 

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Hey Bill, What would you make Someone who's a Goddess, that if you ever made a deal with do, in order To rule a New Dimension, & how would they help you, if you did?

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 

I DON’T JUST MAKE PEOPLE GODS AND GODDESSES. I TRY AND RUN A STRICT, PROFESSIONAL OPERATION HERE. THIS GUY RULES ALONE. THE REST ARE EXPENDABLE PAWNS. DUNNO WHAT ELSE TO TELL YOU.

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Do you have any one you consider a Favorite, or just a hobby that you love most to do?

NOPE. I DON’T HAVE A FAVORITE PERSON. THE PINES FAMILY IS PRETTY AMUSING THOUGH. I GUESS I’M PRETTY FOND OF THEM... USING THEM. 

III LIKE DRINKING AND PLAYING THE PIANO. 

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Hi Bill, do you have a Favorite Color or anything that is considered a Favorite for you??

HEY, KID. I LIKE GOLD AND SHINY.

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open starter to anyone but mostly the menace is toward any bills

There Mason sat munching his Doritos in the most menacing way possible at the other individual.

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There is an eerie, long silence. Bill waits and watches as Mason eats the delicious, crunch snack... 

“SO... ARE YOU GOING TO SHARE THOSE?”

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gravity falls finale 2nd anniversary comic but it’s set in 2018!! aaaaAAAHH

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AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDD HELLO GRAVITY FALLS!

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“Tenti?!!!! Is that you?!’

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“YUP! ME IN THE FLESH. KINDA.”

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AAAAAAANNNNNNDDDDDDDDD HELLO GRAVITY FALLS!

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pinetrce:

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“Well, a guy can hope.

What are you doing back here, though? You’ve got to know there’s no way any of us will let you get away with another Weirdmageddon.”

“Hope all you like. It’s not going to change anything. Is it a crime to be back in one of my favorite places in the entire dimension? And to see what my f a v o r i t e twins are up to? Sheesh. I thought you had manners, Pinetree.” 

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“Want to go explore the spooky graveyard with me?”

“Definitely~! Oh! We should dress up as ghosts to scare the ghosts!”

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theglitterytwin:

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“In that case, can you make spoopy ones too~? You can make them as weird and funny as you like!”

What the hell was a ‘spoopy ghost’? Cipher takes a minute to try and figure it out before Mabel gives him a major clue. Sure. He could do that. 

“Yeah. Whatever you want.”