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Morrakesh: I am 39 cheetos tall. Citrolach: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos? Morrakesh: Because we're out of doritos.

Ilhara: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Morrakesh: Those are Pokemon cards. Ilhara: You got a magikarp. Morrakesh: ... Ilhara: It means 'fuck you'.

Ilhara: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Citrolach: Strong. Morrakesh: Weak. Alondo: An idiot, is what you are.

Morrakesh: Any idiot would know that. Alondo: I knew that! Morrakesh: See?

Morrakesh: Why are you on fire? Alondo: This is just how my day is going.

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