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Tormach: Yes, Venin. The great mystery. The enigma. The greatest deceiver of us all. Could its excellency perhaps bestir itself from its web of shadow and intrigue for a moment and tell me just what in the hell it thinks it is doing?
Venin: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? Beleth: Schrödinger's boys. Tormach: FUCK! Sitri: What about cracking open a cold milkshake? Zabriel: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. Zabriel: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. Venin: ... Beleth: ... Tormach: ... Sitri: ... Zabriel: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
Alondo: Guys, I have a question. Ilhara: kys <3 Alondo: I love you too. Kentigern: Ah, yes. Siblings.
Zabriel: Who the fuck- Aphaelon: Language! Zabriel: Whom the fuck- Aphaelon: No.
Beleth: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween! Empyreus: That doesn't exist. Beleth: Not with that attitude.
Zabriel: Thank you for not saying "I told you so." Empyreus: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.
Alondo: What's this? Kentigern, hugging Alondo: Affection! Alondo: Disgusting. Alondo: ...Do it again.
Ilhara: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Morrakesh: Those are Pokemon cards. Ilhara: You got a magikarp. Morrakesh: ... Ilhara: It means 'fuck you'.
Gormadraug: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my actions.
Ilhara: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong? Citrolach: Strong. Morrakesh: Weak. Alondo: An idiot, is what you are.
Morrakesh: Any idiot would know that. Alondo: I knew that! Morrakesh: See?
Tormach: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.
Gorodyn: I'm not creepy. Gorodyn: I'm petty. Gorodyn: There's a difference, ya' know.
Sitri: Just took a personality test and got an A+.
Tormach: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.
Zabriel: We’re about to do the taser challenge. You want in? Miklas: What's the taser challenge? Empyreus: We tase each other, then drink. Miklas: How do you win? Zabriel: What are you, a lawyer? You want in or not?
Miklas: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body. Zabriel: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot. Miklas: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS! Empyreus: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from...