New Year, New Deal [Morris x Farmer!GN!Reader]
[Author's note: I think I'll make it my tradition this time of year to make a reader insert fanfic. This year is New Years for all my homies just vibing tonight! May this year be better than the last!]
CW: Alcohol
Fanfic below the cut!
Huffing, you rush through the silent plaza of Pelican Town. Carrying your bag over your shoulder, you made a note of the bustling saloon as you passed it from afar. That's where all of the locals joined in celebration for the end of another year.
You were invited, as the farmer who had steadily returned the local economy back to a healthy place. But your rushing wasn't so you could make it to the festivities at your earliest time.
It was to meet the last person anyone would assume you'd want anything to do with. A man that anyone in town would assume would be your enemy, all things considered. And while you could understand why they may believe that, you left your affinity for the man a secret.
Getting to the entrance of the JojaMart, you tug on the doors.
Locked.
Checking your watch, you supposed you should expect that; after all, it was nearly midnight! Just a half hour to go and all would start over again, in a symbolic way, of course.
Taking out your keychain, you fiddle with the line up before landing on the odd one out. Inserting and jerking your wrist in a hasty turn of the key, you waste no time locking the door behind you with the same reckless attitude.
Can't have anyone seeing you entering the building this late at night!
"Morris!" You holler to the vacant store.
For just a moment, you think maybe he'd gone home without giving you a call first. Then again, if that were the case, you would have crossed paths with him on his way to catch the last bus of the night.
But what you found, entering his office, was something completely beside expectations.
Hunched over his desk with his face smushed peacefully against his folded arms was Morris, passed out. Snoring softly, every rise and fall of his chest would leave his glasses teetering on the bridge of his nose. It was almost cute, in a weird way, he never looked so at peace.
It was a shame to wake him, though you knew he'd be upset if you let him sleep into the new year. Tapping his shoulder does nothing, so instead you opt to leaning over a bit more to grab his shoulder firmly and shake. "Hey, Morris..." you say, unsure of yourself.
"Hm?" He stirs, but not nearly enough to be considered conscious again.
Smiling softly at your small success, you speak softly. Gently. "It's almost the new year, I brought some spirits to share."
All he can say, or rather groan, in response is a huffy "herumph".
Rolling your eyes, you shrug and start unpacking your bag. Cheap hats, mini confetti cannons, and noise makers galore. Sparkling grape juice, homemade wine and spirits, and finally, some sweets to munch on in case either of you became peckish. "I guess I'll have to have all these spirits alone and to myself..." You sigh dramatically, awaiting a more lively reaction from the middle aged man.
Nothing.
Grumbling, you quickly get fed up and bring one of the noise makers to your lips. With all your might, you blow, a horrid sound of the tiny horn sounding off in the crammed office space.
He yelps, jolting up and looking around frantically as he adjusts his spectacles. Landing his sights on you, his surprise turns to aggravation. "Really?"
"Really." You confirm bluntly. "You need to get a better sleep schedule, sir, I tried waking you up every other way!" Crossing your arms, you watch his usual teasing smirk return to his smug face.
"Oh yeah?" He challenges.
"Yes..."
"Even tried using a true love's kiss?"
Suddenly the usually chilly office ran warm and your cheeks flushed bright red. "Who are you, sleeping beauty?"
"From how you've described me in the past, I'd say so!" Morris swivels in his chair. He was always so cocky, even behind closed doors.
Jumping to your own defense, you point an accusing finger towards him. "Hey! I don't recall saying you were a sight for sore eyes!”
"You didn't have to. Your actions speak louder than words!" He stands his ground.
Flabbergasted, you sputter over a response. Who was this guy? To dare to make such outlandish accusations?
"Listen here, you tubby, snobby, little-"
"Easy, easy, you're already so wound up! I'd hate for you to waste all your energy on bickering with me."
Growling, you slam your palms on his desk and cast your shadow over him. "I would never find the most hated man of Pelican Town attractive! That would be a death sentence for my reputation!"
He sighs, clicking his tongue and shaking his head disappointedly. For a moment, you thought you'd won. "That's too bad for Pierre, now isn't it?"
Stunned, you yourself were almost too tired to snap right back at him.
"Close your mouth, farmer, you won't catch your lunch like that in my store."
"Listen, you-"
"Language." He warns.
"Whatever... Why do I even bother with you?" You scoff, finishing setting up everything on the limited desk space before you.
"Because you fell in love with the one man they'd have you believe couldn't love."
"Yeah, sometimes I wish I'd believed them..." You say without thinking, forgetting who you were with.
A hum of intrigue, Morris leans in with his chin resting in his palm. "Oh? And do tell, why's that?"
"Because you're so... so..." you struggle to form a cohesive reasoning that wasn't just a generic lie.
"Because you have to hide your love for me in the dead of the night?"
"Not in the slightest..." You snarl.
"Then what? You hate how I can leave you speechless? How I manage to throw you for a loop? How I keep you on your toes and make it so much harder for you to fulfill the legacy the locals thrust onto you from day one?"
"I wouldn't say they put anything on me."
"Right..." He rolls his eyes. "And I wasn't assigned the role of the irredeemable prick from the day Joja broke ground here..."
Absent-mindedly, you open a bottle of spirits and grab a glass from the liquor cabinet Morris had hidden in the back corner of his office. "Well, you know, people will always assume one thing or another about those they don't know."
"Of course. So, tell me hero, how's that Community Center coming along?"
You remain silent, pouring your drink and another for your partner, who stands to hover over you. Nearly feeling his body heat, he leans in and smiles. "If I didn't know better I'd say you were prolonging the inevitable."
Spinning on your heel, you cut the man's advances off, pushing his glass into his hands. Storming back to your own seat, you take a sip of your homemade delicacy and relish in your craftsmanship.
Morris follows suit, taking his throne yet again to look down at the drink you made him. "You know, it's been three years since you moved here and yet you've only fixed a couple rooms in that building."
"You've been checking my progress?"
"I'd hate to lose my favorite customer." He replies, bringing the glass to his lips. You watch as he stares longingly at the drink. "You make such wonderful liquor..."
It may have been your own tired mind playing tricks on you, but it almost seemed to be he wasn't talking from a place of personal gain. "Oh, right. Like I ever buy anything from you."
He laughs bitterly, still keeping his eyes low. "No... I suppose you don't."
"And I never will."
"Nope."
A moment of silence creeps between you two as you both tease the idea of speaking first. Still, between some sips and awkwardly avoiding eye contact, it's Morris who once again speaks up.
"I don't think you want me to leave either."
"Weird to say that since you're like a parasitic leech on this town."
Morris chuckles at your half-hearted insult. "You know I'll be leaving if you ever rally the town against me."
"I know, I don't want to..." You confess softly.
"Is that why you don't touch the one thing that would quickly unite everyone against us?"
You pause. 'Us'? The word echoes in your mind before concluding he must have meant "us" as in the company as a whole. "You already know the answer to that..."
"You know, I would take you back to the city with me." The offer feels too good to be true. And it is.
"I can't leave the farm."
"Why not? Have you done much with it? Wouldn't you rather be free from it all? I'm sure I could make it worth your while." Morris attempts to sway you with a charming tone.
Mixing it with his usual unnerving smile, it was a sour concoction only you were susceptible to.
"I don't think you understand. I can't abandon my grandfather's farm like it's some plot of land." You stand your ground.
He hums, swirling the drink and taking another sip of it before muttering "I see". Your stomach drops for a moment as you find yourselves at a crossroads.
Glancing up to the clock, you find it's now a mere five minutes until midnight.
Following your gaze, he speaks up again. "I guess I'll just have to present my counter offer, then."
Finishing your glass, you feel the world begin to dance around you. "Shoot."
Putting down his glass, he interlocks his fingers and leans over the desk and you follow his lead. "I propose a challenge."
"Shoot." You say.
He takes a moment to let the anticipation linger. "If you cannot complete that Community Center within the year like you claim to want to do, you join the Joja family once again."
This sends you reeling. "What? That's ridiculous! I already worked for Joja once-"
"Not working, simply... corroborate." He corrects you a sly tone. He thinks he's so smart.
"Oh, so what? You want me to marry in or something? W-What else could you mean?" Your cheeks flush and your speech hastens.
Morris's eyes glint at your argument. "Actually, I was going to suggest you sell whatever you have left and join the JojaMart membership program. However, marrying into the business doesn't sound like a bad idea. I'll take it."
"Wha- No! I can't just- You cannot- WHAT?" Flustered, you struggle to form a coherent statement to protest his own.
"Cold feet? Let me let you balance this wager. What could you possibly want if you do manage to finish that dilapidated eye-sore?"
It takes you a moment to consider, but you eventually come to a solid proposal to counter his own. "If- no- when I finish the Community Center and you're inevitably driven from this town with your tail tucked between your legs, you quit your job, admit defeat, and move in with me on my farm!"
Now it was Morris's time to blush. "My, my, you sound so sure of yourself that you could manage such a task! But I see that as only being fair considering that you joining us would mean giving up that little country bumpkin dream you have for that silly plot of land you call a farm."
"So then, it's settled!" You rejoice, ignoring his woven insults. "By this time next year, we'll see who moves in with who."
"Deal. Now, it seems inappropriate considering the risks at stake here to simply seal this with a casual handshake." Morris stands from his desk, circling so he stands over you. Casting out his hand, he offers to pull you to your feet. Taking the chance graciously, you stand and are immediately pulled close. So close, you could smell his cologne and feel the heat he gave off. But it was the firm and reassuring way his arm wrapped around your waist that made you unable to meet his gaze. Noticing this, he takes your chin and gently guides your attention to his enchanting crimson eyes.
"I think it's best to seal this deal with a kiss." He says warmly, softly, tenderly.
"Only seems appropriate." You softly concede.
With that, your lips meet and you embrace each other passionately as the clock strikes midnight. So thus began the new year, with a new deal, and a new goal in mind.
















